Ohayo, people and authors! Welcome to Confession, YGO style!
Flamer: You mean like the song?
No. 'Confessions' as in a commentary of YGO episodes. I thought it up with sis. It's about what me and sis say and do while watching YGO.
Flamer: Oh, this is going to be funny.
ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!!!!
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It's 8:25pm, and the ryuu sisters are still trying to find the most important thing in the world. It was needed in five minutes and if they didn't find this very important thing by then, all heck was going to break loose. What is this very important thing?
Why, the remote control, of course!
"Drako, I told you to keep the remote on the dinning room table!!!!" Screamed Touri, lifting the couch up from the ground and throwing it, looking for the T.V. device.
Said Drako ducked, watching the couch drive into a wall. She sweatdropped, her hands cupping her chin as she sat on the last couch left.
"Where did I put that thing?"
Another look at the living room clock and Drako started to freak, seeing it to be two minutes until the world would come to an end. She started looking around {much more carfully than her sister} for the remote control -the life saving device-.
8:29pm.
Touri's eyes started to glow and her temper went up. Suddenly, when all hope was lost, another person stepped into the room. Kenshin, the brother of the ryuu sisters, flashed the remote. Drako sighed.
"We are saved... for now. Quick, Kenshin, turn it to the Salvation Channel before it's too late!!!"
Kenshin, with his quick thinking, saved the world with the click of a button... by turning to Cartoonetwork with Yu-Gi-Oh just starting to come on. Touri's temper was replaced with giddy laughs, sitting down next to her sister.
"YAY!! YAMI!!!"
Kenshin and Drako sweatdropped at their sister's immaturity, but couldn't help but sit down as well, enjoying the anime show. However, something was different about the beginning. Touri's eyes widened.
"There's a new beginning thing... with new monsters! YAY!"
"And new characters." Drako pointed out, seeing a cute guy with blond hair and dark skin flash across the screen.
"You two are late. It's been like that for some time now."
Touri was jumping up and down, screaming at how cool the beginning is, with Yami come out of a tablet and over blue flames. Kenshin rolled his eyes.
"Can you please sit down?"
"NO!! NEVER!!!"
Suddenly, the 'Salvation Channel' was cut off, Kenshin still holding the remote. Touri's jaw hung open... and then she sat down. But as soon as Kenshin turned it back on, Touri was killing him... because she had missed a great deal of the show{which is only the start}.
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME MISS THE BEGINNING OF Yu-Gi-Oh?!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!" She yelling, straggling him.
Kenshin's eyes went into circle, moaning from dizziness.
"Please let go of me, or you'll miss more of it."
Realizing this, Touri sat back down, enjoying the episode.
--- Half time
"Why? WHY MUST THERE BE COMERCIALS?!?!"
"Would you shut up?! It's just five minutes."
"Five minutes too many between my and my hot little Yami..."
"Please stop whinning!"
Sticking her tongue out, Touri laid on the couch, thinking of the egyptian.
"His beautiful eyes, that hot-ass body, his intelligence, and the fact that he was pharaoh! EEEE! Take me out of my misery!" She screamed.
Kenshin put a random gun to her head, smirking.
"I will if you don't shut up. It's back on..."
"sweatdrop"
You'll never Defeat me, Yugi. Once I take out Exodia the Forbidden one, I'll instantly win and all I need is the right arm.
Yami chuckled. You have so many pieces in your deck that you pulling the right card is slim to none.
"I would love it if Yami slipped down to none." Touri chuckled.
"Stop thinking like that you hentai." Drako sweatdropped, punching her sis with a knot growing on her head.
/- He is right, and with no cards on defense my life points are open. I'll play this Exodia double head. -/ I play Exodia's head, in defense mode.
Yami smiled. "Thank you. I was hoping you were going to do that. Now I can finally defeat Exodia."
"What?!No one can do that!"
"Just watch this, then. I play the magic card Chain Attack! Now all of your Exodia heads in your deck are useless... making it impossible for you to summond Exodia."
"No. No!"
"Yes, yes!" Touri half moaned, half cheered.
"He figured out how to defeat Exodia!"
Suddenly, after Yami sicked his mosters on the defenseless rare hunter, the guy starts acting strange, much to Drako's dismay.
"What hell is wrong with him?"
"No master! Give me another chance!"
"Who's master?"
"You have outlived you usefulness."
Touri's screamed.
"HE HAS A HOT VOICE!!"
"I'm going to have to agree with you there."
"Show yourself, you coward!"
"I will reveal myself when I see fit, but for now, know my name: Marik."
Shows a guy sitting on a throne with the Milleniana rod. He had sun-kissed skin, blonde hair and insane-looking purple eyes.
"OMG! He's a bishi!" Drako and Touri gasped.
Kenshin sweatdropped as they started fighting over Marik.
"I saw him first!"
"I don't care; I liked him first."
"I heard his name first."
"I reconized he was bishi first!"
"I WANT HIM MORE THAN YOU!!!" They screamed.
By the time they were finished screaming, Marik had finished talking and the show began to grow very... sickening.
Joey and Yami shake hands, both smiling at each other.
"You are a true friend, Joey."
"Hey, what are friends for?"
"Agh! Change it! I can't stand it when they act all mushy."
Kenshin huffed.
"I'm okay with it. Besides, you might miss something."
"One lose matters not, because by the time I arrive in battle city, that puzzle will soon belong to me!"
The two ryuu sisters squealed, hugging each other at the sound of a new bishi.
"AHHH!!"
Kenshin coverd his ears.
"Could you two scream any loudder?"
The two looked at each, chibi faces on.
"Maybe."
Touri smiled.
" I can't wait until tomorrow... but next time... DON'T TAKE THE REMOTE, KENSHIN!!!"
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A little stupid, I know, but since script form is not allowed, I have to write like this. Believe me, if this was in script, I'd be having a lot of fun!
Flamer: And how! chuckles
Review plz. Tell me if it's trash or cash. Should I do another commentary? I'll always have a commentary because me, sis, and Ken are always going to do stupid stuff during YGO, especially if a bishi is involved.
Flamer: You mean like the song?
No. 'Confessions' as in a commentary of YGO episodes. I thought it up with sis. It's about what me and sis say and do while watching YGO.
Flamer: Oh, this is going to be funny.
ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!!!!
[ --
It's 8:25pm, and the ryuu sisters are still trying to find the most important thing in the world. It was needed in five minutes and if they didn't find this very important thing by then, all heck was going to break loose. What is this very important thing?
Why, the remote control, of course!
"Drako, I told you to keep the remote on the dinning room table!!!!" Screamed Touri, lifting the couch up from the ground and throwing it, looking for the T.V. device.
Said Drako ducked, watching the couch drive into a wall. She sweatdropped, her hands cupping her chin as she sat on the last couch left.
"Where did I put that thing?"
Another look at the living room clock and Drako started to freak, seeing it to be two minutes until the world would come to an end. She started looking around {much more carfully than her sister} for the remote control -the life saving device-.
8:29pm.
Touri's eyes started to glow and her temper went up. Suddenly, when all hope was lost, another person stepped into the room. Kenshin, the brother of the ryuu sisters, flashed the remote. Drako sighed.
"We are saved... for now. Quick, Kenshin, turn it to the Salvation Channel before it's too late!!!"
Kenshin, with his quick thinking, saved the world with the click of a button... by turning to Cartoonetwork with Yu-Gi-Oh just starting to come on. Touri's temper was replaced with giddy laughs, sitting down next to her sister.
"YAY!! YAMI!!!"
Kenshin and Drako sweatdropped at their sister's immaturity, but couldn't help but sit down as well, enjoying the anime show. However, something was different about the beginning. Touri's eyes widened.
"There's a new beginning thing... with new monsters! YAY!"
"And new characters." Drako pointed out, seeing a cute guy with blond hair and dark skin flash across the screen.
"You two are late. It's been like that for some time now."
Touri was jumping up and down, screaming at how cool the beginning is, with Yami come out of a tablet and over blue flames. Kenshin rolled his eyes.
"Can you please sit down?"
"NO!! NEVER!!!"
Suddenly, the 'Salvation Channel' was cut off, Kenshin still holding the remote. Touri's jaw hung open... and then she sat down. But as soon as Kenshin turned it back on, Touri was killing him... because she had missed a great deal of the show{which is only the start}.
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME MISS THE BEGINNING OF Yu-Gi-Oh?!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!" She yelling, straggling him.
Kenshin's eyes went into circle, moaning from dizziness.
"Please let go of me, or you'll miss more of it."
Realizing this, Touri sat back down, enjoying the episode.
--- Half time
"Why? WHY MUST THERE BE COMERCIALS?!?!"
"Would you shut up?! It's just five minutes."
"Five minutes too many between my and my hot little Yami..."
"Please stop whinning!"
Sticking her tongue out, Touri laid on the couch, thinking of the egyptian.
"His beautiful eyes, that hot-ass body, his intelligence, and the fact that he was pharaoh! EEEE! Take me out of my misery!" She screamed.
Kenshin put a random gun to her head, smirking.
"I will if you don't shut up. It's back on..."
"sweatdrop"
You'll never Defeat me, Yugi. Once I take out Exodia the Forbidden one, I'll instantly win and all I need is the right arm.
Yami chuckled. You have so many pieces in your deck that you pulling the right card is slim to none.
"I would love it if Yami slipped down to none." Touri chuckled.
"Stop thinking like that you hentai." Drako sweatdropped, punching her sis with a knot growing on her head.
/- He is right, and with no cards on defense my life points are open. I'll play this Exodia double head. -/ I play Exodia's head, in defense mode.
Yami smiled. "Thank you. I was hoping you were going to do that. Now I can finally defeat Exodia."
"What?!No one can do that!"
"Just watch this, then. I play the magic card Chain Attack! Now all of your Exodia heads in your deck are useless... making it impossible for you to summond Exodia."
"No. No!"
"Yes, yes!" Touri half moaned, half cheered.
"He figured out how to defeat Exodia!"
Suddenly, after Yami sicked his mosters on the defenseless rare hunter, the guy starts acting strange, much to Drako's dismay.
"What hell is wrong with him?"
"No master! Give me another chance!"
"Who's master?"
"You have outlived you usefulness."
Touri's screamed.
"HE HAS A HOT VOICE!!"
"I'm going to have to agree with you there."
"Show yourself, you coward!"
"I will reveal myself when I see fit, but for now, know my name: Marik."
Shows a guy sitting on a throne with the Milleniana rod. He had sun-kissed skin, blonde hair and insane-looking purple eyes.
"OMG! He's a bishi!" Drako and Touri gasped.
Kenshin sweatdropped as they started fighting over Marik.
"I saw him first!"
"I don't care; I liked him first."
"I heard his name first."
"I reconized he was bishi first!"
"I WANT HIM MORE THAN YOU!!!" They screamed.
By the time they were finished screaming, Marik had finished talking and the show began to grow very... sickening.
Joey and Yami shake hands, both smiling at each other.
"You are a true friend, Joey."
"Hey, what are friends for?"
"Agh! Change it! I can't stand it when they act all mushy."
Kenshin huffed.
"I'm okay with it. Besides, you might miss something."
"One lose matters not, because by the time I arrive in battle city, that puzzle will soon belong to me!"
The two ryuu sisters squealed, hugging each other at the sound of a new bishi.
"AHHH!!"
Kenshin coverd his ears.
"Could you two scream any loudder?"
The two looked at each, chibi faces on.
"Maybe."
Touri smiled.
" I can't wait until tomorrow... but next time... DON'T TAKE THE REMOTE, KENSHIN!!!"
[ --
A little stupid, I know, but since script form is not allowed, I have to write like this. Believe me, if this was in script, I'd be having a lot of fun!
Flamer: And how! chuckles
Review plz. Tell me if it's trash or cash. Should I do another commentary? I'll always have a commentary because me, sis, and Ken are always going to do stupid stuff during YGO, especially if a bishi is involved.