A/N: Yea, another story idea inspired by a song. If u can even call it a story, more like a drabble.=D so yea here it is hope you like, this one was inspired by "Buy you a drank" by T-Pain. Don't know why though =/ ::
"Oi! Kakashi-sensei! How long have we been here?
"about 2, maybe 3."
"3 what?"
"Maybe 4…"*
"…Ugh, whatever. Why are we here anyways?"
"The manager paid us to protect this place for a little while; they've been getting robbed a lot lately."
"Ok, I got that, but why aren't Naruto or Sasuke Up here with us? They're fooling around by the bar… wait… NANI? HOW IS NARUTO DOING SHOTS? HE'S A MINOR!"
"I don't know, try asking the bartender."
"…How is he even getting all of those shots? I thought he was in a recession."
"Sasuke's paying for them."
"What…? Why?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
"…"
"…*sigh* ever heard the term 'liquored up?'"
"Yea, but what does that have to do with Naruto and Sasuke?"
"…Okaayyyy. Let's try this, Sakura; have you ever, when with Sasuke, had the urge to… well…—"
"Kiss him?"
"That's not it."
"Hug him?"
"No, it's different.
"Glomp him?"
"Closer, buutt not quite."
"…other things?"
"Yes! That's it! Sasuke is liquoring up Naruto so he'll lose his composure and do other things with him!"
"…I don't get it."
"Growing boys have needs, some different from others in a way but all form around the natural instinct to mate, ya know?"
"…Oh! Yea! But then why is he with another male? I'm over here."
"…You're kidding right?"
"Why would I be? And I don't need to be 'liquored up'." Kakashi busted out in laughter. Sakura stared at him with a displeased mug.
"…ha… ha… Oh, you were serious?"
"AS A HEART ATTACK!"
"Ok, you know when I said some needs are different?"
"Yea,"
"Well, Sasuke's needs are different. He doesn't like you."
"…HA! Now that was funny. But seriously, how many shots has Naruto had so far?"
"I stopped paying attention after 7."
"hm…KAKASHI! NARUTO AND SASUKE ARE LEAVING! THEY CAN'T DO THAT!"
"…hm…Sasuke?"
"hm?"
"Be careful with him, alright?" Sakura's jaw dropped.
"hmph. Uchiha's don't have mercy for the weak." He said, practically flinging Naruto over his shoulder. He murmured on his way out:
"No mercy at all. And I'm gonna break him.":)
A/N: hahah lol. I thought this was pretty funny. R&R? thanks for reading!! :D