As per request, from FFN, there will be A story.
(Ryan) You damned right about that. Hey this is what's called the Eva Battle Arena.
(crowd cheers)
(Ryan) Yeah and you better believe it's going to be a glorius battle. He he. Ohh the blood is boiling tonight!
(someone taps his shoulder, the usual MIB's)
(Ryan) Yesh?
(MIB 1) Sir, this is Nerv Section 2, we're reporting in to keep the blood from flowing..
(Ryan) Right right. No spilling of said blood.. (sighs) Anyway we have probably some of the most talented arthurs who are appearing tonight as well as some guests.
(Another darken figure approaches with a taller man just behind him.)
(Gendo) Why is this not in the plans?
(Fuyutsuki) I do not know, Sir. Perhaps the loud mouth on the stage has something to do with it.
(Gendo sits down infront of one of the few Judge's desks with his arms in his traditional steeple position)
(Gendo) Well then.. I guess we'll have to let him explain.
(Fuyutsuki) Of course.
(back on stage)
(Ryan) Yes yes, we'll get on too the battles here shortly. As you know these fics were picked by our panel of Judges!
(The lights come on as the two empty seats up at the front of the stage seem to have "Gone to Lunch" and "Back in Five Minutes" signs on them, Ryan sweatdrops)
(Ryan) Uhh.. Oh yeah.. that's right I'm one of the said Judges!
(Then the light turns on showing Gendo and Fuyutsuki there, Gendo's glasses flickering in the light)
(Gendo) I believe we've been choosen
(Fuyutsuki) For what?
(Again Ryan sweatdrops)
(Ryan) What the HELL are you two doing here?!?
(Gendo) I came to inquire what we're supposed to be doing.
(Ryan just stands there.. confused before storming off stage for a second then comes back with PenPen)
(Ryan) Uh.. We'll be right back after I find the other two judges.
(Ryan exits and PenPen is standing in the center of stage with a few six packs of beer)
(PenPen) Waaugh!
(Backstage we see Ryan going through some files.)
(Ryan) Where are they.. Where.. Ah ha!
(Ryan holds up a piece of paper before running out onto the stage, tripping over some of the empty beer cans that PenPen used to do his, "Belch a thon" After pushing him off stage once more he came back with the cleaning crews behind him)
(Ryan) Ahem.. as I was saying.. I am one of the Judges of the Eva Battle and here are the rules!
(Ryan pushes a button and a big scroll comes down with said Rules)
(Ryan) Yep while the stage is still being constructed and set up, you will all get a chance to participate, please follow the rules and have fun with this battle!
(Outside in the parking lot, Comix and Steve are standing about wondering what the issue is with the Three Children and their Pet)
(Comix) Is this in our contract?
(Steve) Not that I know of.
(The lumbering form of Unit 01 is standing on all fours with a long leash as Shinji, Rei and Asuka walk by, giving the two a wave before walking away. Mana seems to appear right afterwards with the Mecha she's more familure with once again giving the two a wave)
(Comix) What were we thinking? We don't have the money to hold everything in that stage.
(steve) Ryan said we should.
(Comix) Well.. We will just wait until the stuff starts to arrive.
(The two walk back into the main stage area where a lot of yelling, screaming and swearing can be heard by only one individual)
(Ryan) CAN'T THIS GET ANY WORSE?!?
(Kaworu) I could make it worse...
(Ryan) NO!!!!
(Ryan) You damned right about that. Hey this is what's called the Eva Battle Arena.
(crowd cheers)
(Ryan) Yeah and you better believe it's going to be a glorius battle. He he. Ohh the blood is boiling tonight!
(someone taps his shoulder, the usual MIB's)
(Ryan) Yesh?
(MIB 1) Sir, this is Nerv Section 2, we're reporting in to keep the blood from flowing..
(Ryan) Right right. No spilling of said blood.. (sighs) Anyway we have probably some of the most talented arthurs who are appearing tonight as well as some guests.
(Another darken figure approaches with a taller man just behind him.)
(Gendo) Why is this not in the plans?
(Fuyutsuki) I do not know, Sir. Perhaps the loud mouth on the stage has something to do with it.
(Gendo sits down infront of one of the few Judge's desks with his arms in his traditional steeple position)
(Gendo) Well then.. I guess we'll have to let him explain.
(Fuyutsuki) Of course.
(back on stage)
(Ryan) Yes yes, we'll get on too the battles here shortly. As you know these fics were picked by our panel of Judges!
(The lights come on as the two empty seats up at the front of the stage seem to have "Gone to Lunch" and "Back in Five Minutes" signs on them, Ryan sweatdrops)
(Ryan) Uhh.. Oh yeah.. that's right I'm one of the said Judges!
(Then the light turns on showing Gendo and Fuyutsuki there, Gendo's glasses flickering in the light)
(Gendo) I believe we've been choosen
(Fuyutsuki) For what?
(Again Ryan sweatdrops)
(Ryan) What the HELL are you two doing here?!?
(Gendo) I came to inquire what we're supposed to be doing.
(Ryan just stands there.. confused before storming off stage for a second then comes back with PenPen)
(Ryan) Uh.. We'll be right back after I find the other two judges.
(Ryan exits and PenPen is standing in the center of stage with a few six packs of beer)
(PenPen) Waaugh!
(Backstage we see Ryan going through some files.)
(Ryan) Where are they.. Where.. Ah ha!
(Ryan holds up a piece of paper before running out onto the stage, tripping over some of the empty beer cans that PenPen used to do his, "Belch a thon" After pushing him off stage once more he came back with the cleaning crews behind him)
(Ryan) Ahem.. as I was saying.. I am one of the Judges of the Eva Battle and here are the rules!
(Ryan pushes a button and a big scroll comes down with said Rules)
(Ryan) Yep while the stage is still being constructed and set up, you will all get a chance to participate, please follow the rules and have fun with this battle!
(Outside in the parking lot, Comix and Steve are standing about wondering what the issue is with the Three Children and their Pet)
(Comix) Is this in our contract?
(Steve) Not that I know of.
(The lumbering form of Unit 01 is standing on all fours with a long leash as Shinji, Rei and Asuka walk by, giving the two a wave before walking away. Mana seems to appear right afterwards with the Mecha she's more familure with once again giving the two a wave)
(Comix) What were we thinking? We don't have the money to hold everything in that stage.
(steve) Ryan said we should.
(Comix) Well.. We will just wait until the stuff starts to arrive.
(The two walk back into the main stage area where a lot of yelling, screaming and swearing can be heard by only one individual)
(Ryan) CAN'T THIS GET ANY WORSE?!?
(Kaworu) I could make it worse...
(Ryan) NO!!!!