Moonlight Sonata
Summary: When SG-1 accidentally gate to 1969, a certain FBI agent is there requesting their help. Soon, they're thrust into an adventure more thrilling than any mission they've been on through the Stargate.
Spoilers: Stargate SG-1: 2x21, "1969" and Doctor Who: 6x01," the Impossible Astronaut" and 6x02, "the Day of the Moon"
Disclaimer: No I don't own both of them are you even kidding me next thing you'll be accusing me of is the practice of black magic

A/N: Omg okay I won't leave this in the dust like I did with Encounters of A Certain Timelord because this one I'm actually confident in. I mean I already have a 2nd chapter(!) that I'll post sometime tomorrow(!) and I hope you're not mad at me at that and if you are I hope this will make up for it okay yeah and I hope you enjoy it my wonderful booskies

Also apparently I can't summary how do summary though?

Either Samantha Carter is going crazy, or there's a leak somewhere within Cheyenne Mountain that's echoing through the hallways. It makes the place seem more like a dungeon rather than a military base. The tight-ass American soldiers running the place add to the scary dungeon effect. Plus, the fact that her team travelled back in time to 1969 didn't help at all. She and her teammates have traveled to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, but this is the farthest she is from home, she feels.

"What do you think they're doing to the Colonel?" she asked, finding refuge in the bunk bed provided to clear her thoughts.

"Doing?" Daniel replied, leaning against the wall next to the locked door with crossed arms. "You make it sound like they're torturing him."

"I believe they are most certainly capable of torturing O'Neill," Teal'c added. "Their actions do seem hostile."

"It's not like they can't do anything. At the most they're just trying to get answers from him."

"Probably wondering why a group of Russians are running around the base," Sam said. "Thanks for that, by the way."

Daniel shot his arms up in defense. Earlier, a soldier came into the room asking a question in Russian. Of course, the archaeologist had to use his extensive knowledge in language to answer back in the same language, causing them to think that SG-1 are Russian spies.

"I'm a linguist. I can't help it!"

Daniel sighed and slumped back against the wall even more, a bit pissed at this whole situation. His eyes shifted from Teal'c sitting at the table, who looked just about ready to perform Kel'no'reem at any given moment, and Sam lying on her stomach the bunk bed, her face buried in her arms. He sighed, his eyes then travelling to the back of the room. And that was when he realized that they weren't alone.

He almost screamed at the sight. The being at the back of the room was most certainly not human and looked completely alien, despite the fact that it was wearing a black suit and tie. Instead of screaming, however, Daniel jumped back against the wall, his heart pounding in his chest.

"Um, guys?" Daniel asked, pointing to the alien. "Please tell me what the hell that is."

Teal'c and Sam followed Daniel's finger to the alien.

"Holy shit!" Sam exclaimed, jumping out of the bunk and backing up. Even Teal'c looked a bit startled.

The alien just tilted his head and continued staring at them.

"Is this some kind of joke?" Daniel asked. He turned around to alert one of the soldiers guarding outside, but once his gaze tore away from the scary-looking alien, he froze. He blinked a few times and turned his head to glance at Sam and Teal'c, who looked quite troubled.

"Hey," he asked. "You guys okay?"

It was as if he didn't see anything at all.

"What do you mean?" Sam exclaimed. She turned her head towards Daniel. "There's obviously—"

She tilted her head and stared at Daniel in confusion.

"Wait, never mind," she replied. "It's nothing."

"Daniel Jackson," Teal'c said. "You must get help immediately—"

Once Teal'c glanced at Sam and Daniel, he stared towards the ground in confusion, as if someone slapped him back into reality.

"Is there something wrong Teal'c?" Sam asked.

"It is nothing," Teal'c said.

The Jaffa glanced at the back of the room that stood empty.

The door then opened, and in came Jack. He stumbled inside as if someone pushed him in, and sure enough, someone did. Immediately, Sam and Teal'c stood up to see if their commanding officer was okay. A man then stepped in and closed the door, ensuring privacy. He didn't look like any of the Air Force officers on base but more like an agent with a black suit and sunglasses pushed up to his hair. She didn't know why he would need sunglasses in a military base deep inside a mountain, but this whole situation lacked any sort of logic, so she didn't even try to piece it out in her mind.

"O'Neill," Teal'c said.

"I'm okay," Jack replied.

"What happened?" Sam asked.

"Oh, just questions. Interrogation, that sorta deal. And then I suddenly get pulled out of the interrogation by this guy."

He pointed a thumb at the man leaning against the door and suddenly all eyes were on him. He shrugged and waved in reply.

"Hello," the man said. He had a low, raspy voice, the kind that always seems to be calm. "You must be SG-1 of Stargate Command, am I right?"

Sam raised an eyebrow at Jack, who in return shrugged. He didn't tell the man anything, and she knew he wouldn't. However, there was no way in hell that they were going to admit that they were part of a program that involves space travel, and there was no way this man could have known about SG-1 despite there being an inactive Stargate somewhere in the United States.

"Who's speaking?" Jack replied.

"Agent Canton Everett Delaware III, FBI. Well, I used to be an FBI agent, but that doesn't really matter, does it?"

He smirked at the stunned faces in front of him.

"You're just the kind of people I was looking for," he added.

"Are we gonna be guinea pigs for some wacky experiment?" Jack continued, crossing his arms. "Because I hear sketchy stuff happens in your little... bureau thing."

"Sir," Sam warned, a word or two away from rolling her eyes.

"For the record, yes," Canton replied. "But in reality, you're not. When I say you're the kind of people I'm looking for, you definitely are, Jack O'Neill."

Jack froze, unsure of what to say. He shot a quick glance at his team, and they were just as confused too.

"And Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c the Jaffa."

Canton recognizing Teal'c as a Jaffa finally drew the line. This was way too weird. Jack stared at Sam, silently questioning her if they really did travel thirty years ago or if this was another NID set-up and they just got help from the FBI.

"Don't worry," the (ex?) FBI agent added. "I made sure the security cameras were off and there were no bugs in the room. Your secret's safe with me. And guess what? You're getting out of here. You're welcome."

"And where exactly are you taking us?" Daniel asked.

"Nevada. Area 51."

"Hey!" Jack exclaimed. "That's where all the sketchy stuff happens."

"And would you rather stay here with stubborn-ass officers who think you're Russians?"

"We just wanna know what exactly you'll do to us."

Canton shifted his glance at each of the four members of SG-1.

"You won't believe me when I say it," he said.

Jack scoffed and crossed his arms.

"We've been through a lot. I think our perception of what's weird is way smaller than an average person's."

"Well, even then, you wouldn't believe me. Now, are you coming or not? Time is of the essence."

Jack stared at Daniel and Sam who shrugged. Teal'c, of course, kept his usual stoic expression.

"At least we'll get out of here," Sam said. "It's not like we have any choice."

"Great!" Canton exclaimed. "Now, I'm sorry but you lot have to be cuffed for show. Once they're out of sight, then your wrists can be as free as a bird. But please don't try to escape. I know who you four are. And we really do need your help."

There was a glint in his eyes that made everyone believe that he's not gonna mess with them. His glance expressed the need for help. Jack thought maybe in return they could get access to the Stargate to try to get back home.

"Let's go, then," he said. Sam and Daniel nodded in reply, and Teal'c offered a head bow of consent. "Answers later, I promise."