A Door Not Opened, and Should Never Be

by SilverTease

Short story for a DGM crossover fanfic I plan on writing. When Allen and his friends are wandering the ark, they come upon a new door. Obviously, they do the only smart *cough*not really*cough* thing and immediately go inside. But what they find inside isn't anything they could have possible imagined. *going to do some editing*

Allen, Lavi, Linali, and Kanda were wandering through the ark when they came across a door they had never seen before. Curious, Lavi and Allen immediately opened it, pulling Linali and Kanda in as they explored the new door. They found themselves in a strange place with...Rhode?! They looked around and saw...more Rhode...and Allen...and Lavi...and Linali...and...one kanda pouting in the corner!? The friends...and an angry Kanda, had stumbled upon our world and, conveniently, into an anime convention. As their bodies turned from 2d to the 3d of the real world, all heads turned towards them. Allen looked at the...um, themselves sheepishly, "Uh, hi. I'm Allen Walker..."

The room was a bunch of female cosplayers...well, except for the one Lavi, who was here with his girlfriend, dressed as Linali. The girls all gasped, immediately realizing what was going on, unfortunately. The foremost Rhode squeeled, reached forward, and grabbed Allen's arm. "Allen!" She squeaked, eyes brightening. A Lavi leaped up and grabbed Allen's other arm, furiously trying to extract the Rhode's grip. This kept on for a while with everyone, even Linali...that one boy was clinging tightly to her arm, except Kanda. Finally, fed up, Kanda drew his mugen and swiped it through the air, startling the fangirls several feet back. The others sighed in relief and gave each other 'What the crap was that?' looks. They stood for several minutes until a familiar heart-shaped door appeared behind them.

The real Rhode stepped out, immediately glomping poor Allen. "I came to rescue you Allen, let's go!" Nodding, not caring who had come to their rescue, the friends turned and fled through the door, safely making it to the other side. Well, Kanda didn't. The fangirls, not wanting the object of their fangirling to disappear from in front of them, surged towards the group but most didn't make it. The one Kanda though, grabbed the real Kanda and dragged him off, Kanda screaming profanities to Allen, the girls, and basically the whole world. He was never seen in any world, dimension, or realm ever again, though the fangirls searched desperately. At the Black Order, he wasn't missed to much, except by Lavi (well, more of disappointment in Lavi's case) and Linali. Other than those two, everyone just forgot about him. It's said that Allen celebrated for three whole weeks. What did happen to Kanda? The Kanda fangirl took him deep underground and she lived happily ever after with her husband, albeit an unwilling husband.