Pokemon: The Generic Fanfic

by VictorSage

It's a pokemon fanfic that is generic.

"Muahaha" said Team Rocket "we are going to kidnap Pikachu."

"Yeah?" replied Ash "Well fuck you bitches!"

Ash grabbed hold of a big-ass machine gun and exploded Team Rocket's heads before ripping their intestines out of their lifeless corpses and using them to make a time machine to travel through time to WWII.

"Grrr" said Hitler. "I am Hitler and I am going to do evil Nazi stuff."

"Eat lead, Kraut swine!" Ash angried while he shot Hitler to explode.

"Look out!" said Misty while she pointed behind Ash. "There are zombies!"

Ash grabbed hold of a conveniently placed American flag and impaled the zombies on it.

"Oh, Ash!" said Misty as she ran on top of the pile of dead, impaled zombies. "Make love to me!"

So Ash and Misty totally did each other on a pile of dead, impaled zombies.