Scout layed in bed, thinking over the entire day. They had just destroyed the RED's base with their payload cart and to celebrate they had a drinking contest. But Scout wasn't allowed. Because little boys like Scout are too young to have American beer as Soldier so intelligently put it. Scout was pissed. So pissed, he cried. And after recieving a hug and a lollipop for good ol' Medic, he went to bed.
Suddenly a high pitched buzz entered interrupted his manly thoughts, a buzz that could only come from certain flies. Scout looked right and left, left and right, but to no avail. He was in complete darkness, which didn't help.
"Psst, Scout!" The bostonian heard a faint texan voice emit from his cupboard. He immediately recognised this an Engineer, the lovable hardhat. Scout got up, endured a bit of head rush, and made his way to the cupboard.
And like he heard, there he was. Engy.
"Dude, the fuck are you doin' in my cupboard?" Scout inquired.
Engineer looked around nervously, before saying, "I'm lookin' for a mosquito, it's my pet, y'see? I lost hi-"
"Woah, woah, woah," Scout interrupted, "You got a pet mosquito?"
Engineer nodded, "I kinda need him back, and I let 'im loose in here by accident."
"Right... So you need me to find him for ya?" Scout asked with a raised eyebrow. The Engineer nodded again, "Are you drunk?"
Engy looked insulted, "Why I... Yeah, s'pose I am, bu-"
"Right, okay, that's all I need to hear, get outta my cupboard and go to bed." Scout commanded in a manly voice. God he was so frickin' awesome.
Engineer scowled and shut the cupboard door. Scout opened the doors again only to reveal... Nothing.
"Dude..."
Possilby the most random thing I have ever done. If you came for something that made sense, I suggest not looking any further. Please review with your intelligent comments. :D