A/N: I am doing this because I am completely and utterly bored and have nothing better to do.
Disclaimer: OBVIOUSLY I own nothing. Do you seriously think I would be here writing this very sad thing if I owned TWILIGHT???
Why Emmett Cullen Is Better Than Jacob Black
1. Emmett is a vampire
2. Jacob is gay, Emmett is not
3. Emmett has dimples
4. Emmett has short black curly hair
5. Emmett is very muscly
6. Emmett is sexy
7. Emmett is played by Kellan Lutz, Jacob is not
8. Emmett doesn't imprint
9. Emmett can't imprint
10. Jacob imprints on Renesmee
11. Emmett is not a pedo
12. Emmett is not a dog
13. Emmett is married to Rosalie
14. Emmett is married
15. Emmett isn't a freak of nature
16. Emmett is fun
17. Jacob doesn't know when to stop, Emmett does
18. Emmett is pale
19. Emmett is perfect
20. Emmett is loveable
21. Emmett is a Cullen
22. Emmett smiles a lot
23. There is no real Team Emmett, but now there is so that means hes better
24. Emmett killed James
25. Emmett killed Jacob. Stephenie Meyer did'nt write about it, but it will happen
26. Emmett can dance
27. Emmett never sleeps
A/N: I am so bored that there will probably be more, someday. R&R people, for no particular reason.
Samxx