A/n: This is my first ever Fanfiction. I started writing this when I was 15 years old. Since then, my idea for this story has changed dramatically. Originally it was intended to be a Harem Fanfiction with Naruto Dating various of my favourite girls form different anime's (Like Mizore from Rosario vampire and Wendy from full-metal alchemist) but since then my hormones have balanced out and it's something I would, in Shikamaru's words, find to troublesome to write. So this won't be a Harem Fic Naruto will only date one girl, maybe 2 but not at the same time. It's 2018/01/28 today. I will now start fixing the grammar from the early chapters as I've been told it makes people's eyes bleed so yeah. From there I will start fixing the next chapters until I feel all of them are perfect and then I will release chapter seven.

Enjoy the story

Chapter 1: When it all began

Naruto awoke with a start. He wasn't sure what he dreamt as he couldn't quite remember what had startled him awake. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes he took some time to think about last night's events, a frown came to his face as he thought about how Mizuki-sensei had tricked him into stealing the forbidden scroll of sealing, his frown deepened as he thought about the massive chakra construct living in his body, but a smile broke onto his face thinking about his new awesome jutsu and that he was now officially a Genin of Konohagakure.

Going through his usual routine getting up taking his usual cold shower, as he could not afford warm water with the exorbitant tax rates, luckily it was called the land of fire for a reason and it was never really freezing out, getting out and trying to tame his hair but as usual failing miserably, brushing his teeth before getting in his "Awesome!" orange piece of shi-I mean jumpsuit before having a nice bowl of ramen and glass of milk. He set out to the academy for his final day there as a student and to meet his team and Jounin-sensei.

It didn't take long before he was at the academy and with a big stupid grin on his face he ran to his home room. Opening the door and waltzing in, whistling a happy tune he took his regular seat next to everyone's favourite emo brooder, Uchiha Sasuke.

"Oyaho Teme," He greeted in his usual fashion and Sasuke responded with his usual emo grunt. "Hn". Naruto laid his head down barely for a second before he was disturbed by an all too familiar voice. "Troublesome blond... Naruto you know only people who passed are allowed to be here today?" Naruto looked up for a second before laying his head back down on the table. "Yeah I know..." Shikamaru waited a few seconds for Naruto to continue but when he didn't he became slightly annoyed. "Well? Then what are you doing here?" he asked. Naruto looked up again with a confused expression. "Well I'm waiting to find out who my Jounin-sensei and team are of course." Not really understanding what Shikamaru's issue was. Before Shikamaru could press matters any further Ino and Sakura or as he likes to call then crazy bitch one and crazy bitch two (tough he'd never say that to their faces) stormed into the room at the same time, getting stuck in the door frame, screeching in their usual banshee voices. "I WIN!"

"Troublesome... Never mind Naruto this is turning out to be too much of a drag to continue arguing about, do as you wish" Naruto just looked at Shikamaru's back wondering what that was about but then remembered that the love of his life Sakura had just came in "Oyaho Sakura-chan! He greeted in his usual chipper tone. "OUT OF MY WAY NARUTO-BAKA" She screeched her customary greeting followed by a usual haymaker to Naruto's jaw sending him sprawling back landing in the lap of his own number one stalker, Hinata, making the pale eyed princess promptly faint mumbling something about "oh y... s Na... o-kun I w... ll marr... you" and stuff like that he didn't really think it was important and chalked it up as having a nice dream about ramen or something. 'I mean who doesn't dig ramen?' he thought

Kiba who had been sitting right next to her and with his advanced hearing just deadpanned at Naruto ' you are one lucky dumbass and you don't even know it' he thought shaking his head. Nobody did anything to Naruto because everybody knows about Hinata's crush on him, well everybody except Naruto. When Hinata woke up again she found Naruto right up in her face with a sceptical look on his face. Her entire face went beet red and she stuttered a sentence nobody could understand "O-ohayo N-n-naru-Naruto-kun.'' he just looked at her strangely for a second before he responded in kind'' Ohayo Hinata-chan... are you ok? You look a little red'' he said holding his hand to her head. I'm f-fine t-thank you Na-Naruto-kun" she said timidly.

Naruto shrugged it off as her just being weird again. "well if you say your fine then I guess it doesn't matter" before any other conversation about her weirdness could continue Iruka came into the class and without any hands signs used his infamous 'big head no jutsu' and yelled at the class. "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" everybody scrambled to their chairs and sat down not wanting to test their scary teacher's patience.

"Ok... so today you all are no longer academy students but real nin-" Naruto just tuned him out laying his head down and took a nap but perked up again when Iruka started announcing the teams. '' team 1...'' he kind of zoned out on the very interesting wall till his name was said. '' team 7 Uzumaki Naruto... Haruno Sakura-yahoo!/Kami why? Two simultaneous voices rang out.'' hgmmp... anyway... and Uchiha Sasuke-Kami why? /YAHOO! TAKE THAT INO-PIG'' the same voices rang out, the female portion, making everybody in a five-mile radius wince from the damage to their ears.

Iruka just sweat dropped, picked out his ear and continued his team assignment. ''Yeah well anyway... your Sensei is Hatake Kakashi. team 8 is Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino your sensei is Yuhi Kurenai. team nine is still in progress so team 10 is- Naruto zoned out again thinking about his team 'Well sure it sucks that the teme is in my team but Sakura-chan is too and her punch today was twice as hard as usual so that means she's putting more love in her love-taps' he 'knew she was just acting to like the teme and secretly loved Naruto just as much as he loved her, I mean who would be in love with the emo teme anyway? "HACHOO!" 90 percent of Konoha's female population sneezed, some guys sneezed and the owner of a multi-million-dollar anime sneezed. 'yeah like anybody likes that douche 'he thought.

All the sensei's showed up and took their students away, leaving just team 7 there. About three hours later Naruto decided he's had enough of this shit and was about to leave when the door slid open revealing a silver haired man with a dark blue mask and his head band tilted to the side over his left eye. ''YOUR LATE!'' The pink haired banshee screeched. Kakashi just gave the group a once over before he signed. ''My first impression of you is...I don't hate two of you" he said. Sakura just grinned in smug pride thinking she was one of those two.

''Anyway meet me on the roof in five.'' he said before he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Naruto got up heading for the roof, asking Sakura if she wanted to walk with him and she replied with a fist to the face that Naruto understood as a 'See you there, Cutie,' and he skipped up the stairs. Sasuke just look at Naruto as if he was retarded smiling after a shot like that but shrugged it off as brain damage from his years of love for Sakura.

When they made it to the roof Kakashi was already waiting for them. "Alright since we don't know much about each other why don't we introduce ourselves, you know likes, dislikes and dreams for the future?" Sakura looked confused, ''What do you mean sensei could you maybe show us?''.

'How could you not know what I mean, it's pretty strait forward,' he thought. ''Sure...why not? My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have lots of likes and some dislikes my hobbies are... Well you're too young for that and my dream for the future is... I don't know never really thought about it," he said, shrugging his shoulders slightly.

The group just sweat dropped. 'We didn't learn anything other than his name,' They though in unison. Kakashi motioned to Sakura and said, "Ok why don't you go next Pinkie?" Sakura, slightly peeved at the comment about her hair just decided she could beat him up later. "My name is Sakura Haruno, I like (looks at Sasuke and blushes) my hobbies are (looks at Sasuke and squeals) and my dreams for the future (looks at Sasuke and almost passes out from nose bleed)." Kakashi could already tell he wouldn't like her a lot. "Any dislikes?" he asked and immediately regretted it when she screeched. "NARUTO BAKA!" Naruto just kept smiling like an idiot, in fact he almost smiled more.

"Well anyway you, whiskers, you're up." He said pointing at Naruto who smiled broadly as it was his turn, just as he was about to speak Sakura put her hand in front of his face and cut him off. "Who cares about the Baka? He doesn't have anything interesting to say, let's just skip to Sasuke," Naruto stopped smiling for a second that actually hurt him but he smiled again and motion for Sasuke to go ahead. Sasuke grunted. "My name and is Uchiha Sasuke I have no likes and many dislikes and I have no dream for the future because I will make it happen. My ambition is to resurrect my clan and kill a certain man," he said before resuming his brooding.

Kakashi looked at his team with a frown, they definitely weren't going to pass the test at this rate. He had a pretty boy-emo-brooding-self-centred-piece-of-shit, his number-one-howler-monkey-fangirl and her number-one-slave/punching bag. 'They treat their teammate like shit and Naruto just takes it. I'm going to have to give him some positive attention and figure out how to get them to value their teammate,' he thought. "Meet me at training ground seven tomorrow at seven am we're going to do some survival training! Oh! By the way, don't eat breakfast you will just throw it up anyway, ok you guys are dismissed, Naruto stay behind for a while I want to talk to you." When the other members left, Naruto looked shyly at his sensei wondering if he was in trouble. "Ok Naruto, why don't you go ahead and tell me about yourself I didn't get much earlier and I should know my students after all."

Naruto was dumbfounded. Here was someone who was actually willing to hear what he has to say. Grinning wildly, he said in a happy voice, "My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I like ramen, Tuechi-jiji, Ayame-nee, playing pranks, the colour orange and last but not least Sakura-chan. I dislike people who think they are better than other people, judge people without getting to know them first and the three minutes it takes before you can eat your ramen. My hobbies are playing pranks, training, talking with Ayame-nee and letting Sakura vent her anger on me because it always makes her smile, I mean sure I can dodge but even if it hurts it makes her happy so I don't mind," he finished with a solemn smile. Kakashi stared at Naruto for a moment, 'Even if she does not realize what she has she is truly lucky to have Naruto there for her'.

It's then that he decided Naruto is the perfect teammate and he was sure that this year they might make it through his test. "Well Naruto that's very considerate of you but what's your dream for the future?" Naruto gave a megawatt grin and then said, "I want to be the greatest Hokage ever and surpass the man I admire most..." Kakashi waited for him to finish but he didn't he asked, "And who is that Naruto?" Naruto pumped his fist to the fourth Hokage's head, "The man who gave me my burden and gave me a purpose in life... To protect the village from the fur ball".

Kakashi stood there in shock at the pure determination in Naruto's eyes. He expected Naruto to hate the village or even the man who ruined his life and yet he idolizes said man. 'Sensei you indeed chose the right one,' Kakashi thought.

"Well that a very good goal Naruto and I will help you get there, but for now I have to go report to Hokage-sama. Cheers!" With that he disappeared in a swirl of leaves. 'What was that? I want to learn it,' he thought before shrugging. 'Time for some ramen!' he cheered in his mind before running of to his favourite dinner, also the only one that let him in.

'The next day at training ground seven'

"But sensei there are only two bells?" Sakura said in a confused tone after he explained the bell test to them. Kakashi just sighed, 'This girl was supposed to be the smartest girl in her class but she had no logic'. "That's the catch Sakura, one of you will fail and will go back to the academy on top of not getting lunch and will be tied to a post, watching the other two eat," When he was finished explaining he set the timer and started them off. Sasuke and Sakura jumped into the trees but Naruto just dropped into his fighting stance. Kakashi reached into his kunai pouch, making Naruto tense and pulled out his little orange book.

Naruto was slightly pissed at being under estimated but was interested in the book and what it held because it was in his favourite colour, he would ask Kakashi about it later. He rushed in with a punch for Kakashi's gut but he dodged and Naruto found himself over extending and payed for it when Kakashi kicked him in the gut. He flew back and fell in the river, next to the training ground, soon he popped out again but along with two other Naruto's they charged Kakashi but he disposed of the quickly, but they all puffed into smoke revealing the real one wasn't among them.

In the bushes Sasuke seethed at Naruto, 'Where did the Dope learn that technique, if I knew how to make solid clones' id be unbeatable'. "Sasuke". He spun around to see Naruto standing with a serious expression. "We should work together to beat Kakashi-sensei." Sasuke just smirked and fell into a fighting stance. "Or I could just beat you here and have Sakura on my team since she would be more useful". He said and, before Naruto could react, threw a kunai strait between Naruto's eyes, "Naruto" just fell backward making Sasuke's smirk widen until he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Sasuke grunted and walked off to go look for Kakashi.

Kakashi ground his teeth as he looked at the emo brooder. He didn't know Naruto was a clone and that meant Sasuke didn't know either meaning Sasuke just attempted to murder a fellow leaf shinobi. He would deal with this later but he first had to make sure Sakura doesn't try to kill Naruto too. They already failed the test and he doesn't think they would pass the hidden second test with Sasuke on the post.

Naruto paused in his step as his shadow clone was "Killed". "He tried to kill me," he said to himself. He knew the teme was an asshole but didn't think he would really try to kill someone who is their ally. 'Wait how do I know that'? He thought to himself before he remembered the other clone's memories.

With the other shadow clone.

"Psst! Sakura, over here!" Naruto whispered to the bubble gum banshee. "What do you want Naruto-baka!" even her whisper sounded like a screech. "I just think we should work together," he said. "Why would I do that baka I would probably do all the work; you can't even make a single clone so how will you help me?" she asked as she didn't see Naruto's clones fighting Kakashi. "Besides if I get rid of you now, it would be just me and Sasuke, alone, in a team, together!" he was too shocked to move and she stabbed him in the chest with a kunai. Sakura smirked as she taught, 'Finally rid of that idiot' before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Kakashi stormed her and knocked her out, before dragging her by her foot off to the stumps and walking off to go get the emo.

BACK WITH ORIGNAL NARUTO.

Naruto backed up against a tree sliding till he was in a sitting position. He hugged his knees as tears formed in the corner of his eyes. "S-she killed me even if it wasn't me she thought it was, and she killed me!" His voice was but a whisper when he felt a hand on his shoulders. He looked up at his sensei, Kakashi had a sad look in his visible eye. "Naruto... come with me, the test is over." Naruto just nodded and followed Kakashi to the posts just as his "teammates" woke up.

Sakura and Sasuke opened their eyes just in time to see Naruto and Kakashi walk in to the clearing. They tried to get up but found that they were tied to the wooden posts. Sakura thought this was Naruto's doing so she voiced her thoughts, "NARUTO-BAKA WHAT DID YOU DO TO US? How are you even alive?" She ended in a confused tone. Naruto just looked at her and frowned deeply with that single act of killing him he had lost all his love for her. "Shut-up, you Crazy Bitch!" he yelled shocking everybody else. "I'm alive because you just killed a shadow clone, not the real me" he said tears forming in the corner of his eyes.

Kakashi just put his hands on Naruto's shoulders. "Don't waste your breath Naruto there is no place in the world for trash like them" Kakashi gave them a hard stare, "You both fail this test and will never become Shinobi in this village. The only one who passed the test is the one who understood the reason of the test... to see if you would work together when pitted against each other... to see if you could work as a team... Naruto tried to get you both to join him and try to work together and not only did you deny him but you both 'killed' him... And that is why you can never be a Leaf Shinobi... Because we never turn on our allies. I don't even know why I am wasting my breath on you two but listen to this for it is the last advice I will ever give you". He paused before he looked at them with all the disgust he could muster, "Those who don't follow the rules are scum, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum!". He then removed them from the posts but they were still tied up and put his hand on Naruto's shoulder 'He's been very quiet, his heart must be in turmoil,' Kakashi then Shunshined them to the Hokage's office, were all the Jounin-Sensei's and the Elders along with the Hokage were in attendance.

When the elders saw the tied up Uchiha they freaked out. "What is the meaning of this?!" asked Koharu. "Put Uchiha-san down this instant!" Homura ordered. "I do not take orders from you," Kakashi replied before looking at the Hokage. "Hokage-sama team 7 has failed the test, however I will be taking up an apprentice from now on". The elders grinned madly while thinking, 'Ha! the demon brat failed and now Kakashi will take Uchiha-san up as an apprentice, Soon we will have a whole family of loyal Uchiha's '. "I see… and who will you apprentice be Kakashi-kun?" asked the Hokage.

Kakashi stepped aside to let Naruto into view. "Why Naruto here of course," he said with a casual voice making the Hokage smile. "WHAAAT?" The entire room except Naruto, Kakashi and the Hokage yelled. "What do you mean? Why take up this, this boy and not Uchiha-san?". The elders yelled. Kakashi just ignored them and looked at the Hokage. "However in doing the test we exposed two traitors to the village... Uchiha Sasuke and Sakura Haruno," he said, making several people in attendance gasp. He then told the Hokage of what happened in the test. When he finished several Jounin were seething at the two Genin the elders actually looked proud and the Hokage's pipe was crushed in his hands.

"I see..." Hizuren said. Sasuke just smirked, thinking he was only going to get another slap on the wrists. After all he was the last Uchiha and they needed him. "Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura! I hereby charge you with treason and sentence you with 20 years in prison with your chakra sealed off and no parole the people in this room are my witnesses," he said Sasuke was shocked and Sakura started crying. "Please! Hokage-sama you can't do this just because Uchiha-san attacked the demon child!" Koharu yelled. "She's right Hokage-sama! The demon probably attacked the two children and he put a Genjutsu on Kakashi!" Horuma added, the temperature in the room fell drastically. "First of all elders Naruto has no skill in genjutsu whatsoever, secondly... You just broke my law!" Two ANBU appeared out of nowhere, "For breaking my law of calling Naruto a demon I sentence you to the usual sentence of it... death!"

"W-what?" Stuttered Koharu. Homura just looked shocked but then it turned into rage. "You can't do this we are the elders!" Hizuren just looked at him sharply while the rest of the room looked stunned. "I have every right to do this, you broke my law and the punishment for it is death... The rules apply to every citizen of Konoha including the elders, nobles, civilians and shinobi alike. If the elders can't follow the rules how can we expect the citizens to do the same?" he said in all seriousness, "And besides you would do good to know who you're talking to, I'm the Hokage and this is a dictatorship, you are my advisers and you have no rule over this village, you're just supposed to advise me," he paused to let his words sink in.

"Now I won't execute you here because of Naruto's innocence when it comes to death and I would like to maintain that for as long as possible, ANBU! take them to the central holding cell number 44 and 67, I don't want them to conspire up an escape, you may have been my teammates but your ignorance and arrogance has blinded you and you've fallen too far to be rescued". They looked at him strangely, wondering what he meant. "Oh? You thought I wouldn't find out? I know you have been keeping contact with our old friend... and about pushing up the tax rate to fill your own wallets".

As the ANBU dragged the struggling elders away along with the traitorous teammates, the mood lighted up considerably. "Well Naruto, I'm very proud of you, you're the first person ever to actually try working together with your teammates, granted they didn't want to do the same I'm still proud of you, my boy". Naruto beamed at the praise and momentarily forgot about his teammates. "Thanks a lot Jiji, but what will happen now?" Naruto asked turning slightly sadder at the end. "Well now you and Kakashi will train and do missions together while I find you two other members for your team, it's up to your sensei to decide what you will do first, so Kakashi training or missions?" Sarutobi asked. "Well Hokage-sama I would like to train Naruto a bit first, then we will try some missions". Naruto just beamed from excitement, he had never had anybody to train him not even the teachers never really taught him anything other than theory. He had always just tried to do what he saw other people doing.

"Very well just let me know when you're ready to do missions. I will try to get you some teammates before the next Chunin exams." Sarutobi said taking a drag from his partially crushed pipe. They said their goodbyes and left the Hokage to his paperwork. "Why don't I have someone to do this shit when I have someone to even refill my pipe? Speaking of which, Kuma! I need a refill!" A bear masked ANBU dropped in with a small box. "Which brand would you prefer Hokage-sama." He said while thinking. 'Lazy old monkey, refill your own damn pipe, or at least get a Genin to do this shit!'

LATER BACK AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS

Kakashi and Naruto reached the training grounds in a few minutes and Kakashi saw Naruto already starting to remember what happened this morning so decided to distract him with training. "Naruto I think we can skip the team building exercise, mainly because they are made for four man teams so I we will get started on chakra control exercises that will help you use your chakra more sparingly and enable you to do more complex Jutsu," Naruto nodded happily thinking that if he could do this exercise he could learn some badass Jutsu, "For today we are going to..." he paused for effect, "Climb some trees," Kakashi finished with an eye smile. Naruto tripped over an ant and fell right on his face. "How can climbing trees help me control my chakra?" he asked in a confused tone. Kakashi just walked over to a tree, did a ram sign (not that he needs to he is just showing Naruto how) and to Naruto utter shock started walking right up the tree, with no hands!

Naruto was grinning wildly with anticipation. Kakashi stopped on the underside of the branch and explained the exercise. "Focus chakra to your feet and keep a steady flow, take that and mark your progress," he said throwing a kunai in front of a tree, "Oh! And take a running start for now," Kakashi said before walking down and over to the stumps, leaning against one he took out his porn and started reading. Naruto stared at the tree, formed a ram sign and ran at the tree, when he reached the tree he placed his foot on it and was sent flying backward bouncing a few times on the ground and skidded to rolling stop.

Kakashi started rolling around in laughter when Naruto yelled, "What the hell? My tree must be defective!" Kakashi still giggling slightly wiped a tear from his only visible eye. "Ha-ha! Oh man that was good. Hehe! I knew you would use too much but with that amount you must be trying to make an army of shadow clones; it only takes a little more that the 'Henge no jutsu' I think I know what will help you," Kakashi said in a thinking pose, "Make as many shadow clones as you can without feeling tired". Naruto did as he was told and about 100 clones popped into existence. Kakashi gaped like a fish at all the clones before straightening himself out. "Good! Now make each of them do the training again." Naruto look at his clones and yelled. "Each of you-me-whatever, find a tree and start climbing!" All the clones took out a kunai and responded, "YOSH! LET DO THIS!" and ran at the tree line.

Six hours later Kakashi stopped reading and looked at all the Naruto's still going at it. He shook his head. 'This kid's stamina is just scary,' he thought to himself. "Ok Naruto that's enough! Dispel the clones!" Naruto was about to dispel the when Kakashi stopped him, "Wait! not all at once try doing it five at a time!" He said Naruto nodded but didn't choose witch five and ended up dispelling all of them at once making him pass out from too much Information.

Kakashi just sighed after the smokescreen cleared walked over to Naruto and picked him up bridal style and headed for Naruto's apartment, if you could call it that. 'This kid's potential is really scary,' he thought before he sighed heavily, 'At least tomorrow is a day off from all missions so I can spend the day with Naruto and make sure no one tries to harm him, it would probably be his first birthday ever with someone not trying to kill him.'

LATER THAT NIGHT.

Naruto was sleeping in his bed which was no easy task. Other than the sharp springs sticking out of his lumpy mattress threatening to impale him (Which oddly, never did), he was having horrible nightmares about the next day. To many the 10th of October was a day of celebration but for him it was a day of fear. Each October 10th there is a massive festival, people celebrating the defeat of the nine tales fox at the hands of Konoha's greatest hero the Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze.

Certain popular events in the festival are; The opera play where they give you a front row seat of the 'battle', put all nine tails on the fox, shoot the fox where you use water to destroy a paper face of the Kyuubi, knock down the beast where you throw balls that look like the 'rasengan' at a statue of the Kyuubi and last but not least kill the demon before the Hokage finds out where almost everybody in Konoha chase the Kyuubi brat and beats him into a bloody pulp. Naruto still had nightmares of the previous beating. He had even worse dreams on the night right before his birthday.

Just outside his window a cloaked man sat on the window sill, watching the young blond boy dreaming away. He watched the tired boy and thought to himself, 'He worked hard today he must be getting stronger'. Getting off the window sill he made his way to Naruto's door, he sneaked in and lay down a large scroll just inside and left again.

As he exited the apartment he was greeted to the sight of the Hokage in his battle robes. "State you purpose!" Hizuren said with a 'no bullshit voice'. The man just looked at the Hokage for a moment before saying, "What? Aren't I even allowed to give my own son a birthday gift?" The Hokage's eyes widened as he could practically feel the man's big stupid grin. He dropped his stance and let out an exhausted sigh.

"You know you're not supposed to visit him but I'm glad it's you and not some Naruto hater trying to get an early start on the 'festivities', how's life of a missing-nin working out for you? You could always come back… Kami knows Naruto needs you." The man just looked at Hizuren then at Naruto's door. "I can't come back yet there are people after him and others like him, I would like to sack this entire village for the way they have treated him, but Minato wouldn't like that very much and neither would Naruto." he sighed, "No, we stick with the plan. He will find out when he reaches Chunin and that is when we will return". Hizuren just looked at the ground. "You really hate Minato don't you?" he asked.

"Can you blame me? I mean barely an hour after I was forced to make Minato his guardian, he goes and seals a demon inside his gut. Minato could be lucky the sealing killed him..." the man said making Sarutobi look at him in shock, "Because if it didn't, my wife might have killed him." The man turned and flew off into the night sky, leaving Sarutobi on his own.

"Now that I think about it she probably would have," Sarutobi chuckled before turning to his home. 'I wonder what he gave him,' He thought before shrugging, 'Guess I'll find out tomorrow.' And with that, He left.

A/n; Hope you guys enjoyed the chapter. I update slowly but this story will easily have over 200k words. If I can just get off my lazy but, or well get on it and start writing more. -_-

Reading this again a couple of years later has me in a predicament. I like the story I just don't feel the scene in the office is believable enough. I'm trying to figure out what I can do to fix that.

Anyway enjoy the rest of your day or night.

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