The Girl That Got
Killed By a Nuclear
Bomb
This is some random story that my uncle made up randomly and I thought it was funny and I added other stuff. Please rate and review. I don't hate twilight but it's just random. If you don't the idea then don't read.
One day Bella ran away from Edward Cullen that was a retarded vampire who likes to rape peoples ass especially little girls."Bella, come back here!" The retarded pixie girl, Alice said. "NO!!!" I reply. "I'm going to cheat on Edward with Jacob Okay?!?!?" I continued. *Out in the woods*
Barney the dinosaur was assed raped by some retard – The radio Bella brought with her.
"Not again!" I buried my face in my hands crying.
Laurent jumped from a tree
"Edward Assed raped Barney, I know, I know." Laurent said. "He assed raped Jamezzz too" He continued. "Victoria Strike!" 'Jamezzz' Said.
A Tree Nut Fell From The Tree
There was a ticking noise.
*NUH NUH NUHHHHHH!!!!*
"AHHHHH!!!!" I cried.
There was an explosion, I was in it. It saved my life having an abusive vampire retarded bf. Charlie I'm sorry for stabbing you by Edward's orders, I was a zombie created by a retard. Everything, every single thing I ever done had been erased from my memories. All I could remember was the stupid ass of a boyfriend, Edward, and my best friend that I should've have chose, Jacob. But I needed this so I could haunt Edward MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*Back to reality*
Blood was splattered everywhere.
I was a ghost now.
I haunted Edward now.
Whenever he moved houses I would follow him.
I hated him, I hate Edward Cullen.
But I wouldn't kill him because that would mean the suicide of Carlisle or Esme.
The End