I don't own Bleach
Icihiruki (VERY Ichiruki):
(Note: This is for entertainment purposes ONLY. I'm not intending to insult any Ichiruki fans out there just because I don't really agree with the coupling. These do NOT express my honest opinion. With that out of the way: enjoy)
Ichigo Kurosaki: OH SWEET MOTHER-! ALL THAT IS HOLY WHO WOULD DRAW THAT!?
Rukia Kuchiki: What the hell!? Ichigo! Explain!
Orihime: *faints*
Yasatoro "Chad" Sado: *Gets wide-eyed and mouth drops open*
Uryu Ishida: What….. the…. Hell.
Byakuya Kuchiki: Who drew this? They shall soon know what true suffering is.
Genryusai Shikeguni Yamamoto: I want surveillance placed in both their places of residence immediately. Rukia Kuchiki is a lieutenant and an important member of our military. She cannot go t the World of the Living whenever she wasts and do ….. THAT.
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: How very…. Intriguing.
Nemu Kurotsuchi:…..
Nanao Ise: *sigh* I thought Kurosaki would have more tact than this.
Retsu Unohana: They MUST use protection.
Ulquiorra Cipher: How utterly ridiculous.
Grimmjow Jaggerjacques: Kurosaki the luck little…..
Szayel Apporo Granz: The wonders of human biology.
Nel (child): WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ITSYGO!
Gin Ichimaru: Oh, I'm SO making a book about this and distributing it to the Seireitei. *grins very largely*
Kaname Tosen: This is… what?
Jugram Haschwath: Whoever made this has a very unbalanced mind.
Bazz-B: The hell is this?
Bambietta Blasterban (hope I spelled that right): Oh my Yhwach and here I was thinking that I had sexual tendencies.
Mask De Masculine: How unheroic!
Yhwach: Why did I make this child a war potential again? Ah, yes he's a Shinigami-Quincy-Human-Fullbringer-Hollow-convoluted genetics- unholy mind**** of a living being.
Sosuke Aizen: *stops smirking and stares wide-eyed* This is my fault isn't it?