Prologue
"I had a bad day too, once." His gravely voice said, as he handed her the dress she had thought was absolutely gorgeous. Her baby blue eyes met his covered, stoic face as she said quietly, "Good guys like you shouldn't have bad days." And before she lost her nerve or realized what she was doing, she went up on her tiptoes and kissed the Dark Knight softly. She was rewarded with a startled look on the face of the hero. The kiss ended quickly, but was lingering. She turned round, holding the dress, towards the guards, Pam and Robin. When it suddenly hit her. She had just kissed Dark Knight, Batman. Oh clown. And man, was it a good kiss. Like real good. Another kiss wouldn't hurt right? And in front of everyone, Harley dropped the dress, and practically jumped Batman, giving him a much more passionate kiss. Her arms encircled his neck and although Batman didn't move his arms, she felt him kissing her back, slightly. In the background, Robin and Poison Ivy shared a look and Robin sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck, a little embarrassed to be witnessing this odd occurrence. "Eat your heart out Selina Kyle!" Harley thought triumphantly. Batman was the first to pull away, subtly giving the guards the signal that they could take Harley away.
"Call me!" Harley called to the retreating figure. The dark figure just smirked and said, "Don't push your luck." Pam shook her head. And Robin seemed glad to leave the scene behind them. Harley's heart was still racing from the rush that came with doing something risky and little did she know that behind the masked eyes of The Dark Knight was something close to... Intrigue? Passion? Amusement? Whatever it was, Dr. Harlene Quinzel would figure it out!
Later that night… Harley
I woke up immediately when I heard the slightest of a knock on my cell door. "Humph," I said to myself," Who would be knocking at my door this late?" I slowly walked over to my door, cautiously, hoping it wasn't that big meanie, Batman, who always got in the way of Mr.J's and my plans! I opened the door in such a way that the person at the door could not see me right away, just something I picked up from Mr. J. Speaking of Mr. J "Mr. J! You came for me, I always knew you would come, Pam was always saying I was a fool for thinking you would come. But you came and…!" Just then Joker put his very cold hands over my mouth and threw me to the ground. Then after a pause he spoke, "Shut it Harley we don't need to draw attention. Now let's blow this hell hold down!" Just as the last of his word was said, Joker threw a grenade to the opposite wall of the cell. Small bits and pieces of the wall fell on my body. When it was all done I shook off the pieces. I could then finally look up without getting hit in the face with a piece of Debris. I got up to see Joker waving me on like if I didn't go now he would leave my beautiful butt behind, so I followed, I knew he would never leave me but I didn't want to any take chances. As me and my pudding ran to the car where the two henchmen were driving the Arkam Asylum alarm sounded. I jumped in to the car and I could've sworn I saw a very very Dark…knight, defiantly not my knight in shinning armor, cause that spots filled for Mr. J.
When we got home I ran out the door and to my babies, my hyenas, I've missed them so much when I was held captive in that dumb Arkam. When I got inside to our hideout I realized the hyenas were missing. " Pudding! Where Are My Babies?" I screamed. I usually never scream at pudding but this was serious! What had pudding done with them! Joker ran inside looking scared, I glared at him and he flinched. He wasn't going to talk so I asked one more time, " Don't make me ask again!" And when nobody said a thing I yelled, "WHERE! ARE! MY! BABIES!" Joker looked like he rather face batman than me right now but the two henchmen pushed him in front and went to the corner to be cowards. So joker muttered to himself " Time to get new henchmen." He looked at me with fear in his eyes not regret, of course he's not regretful, so he said, "You see harl, I umm… kind of, it's quite funny story umm… Sort of…" After a short pause he continued in a quiet voice, "Sold them." My face dropped, and I could've fainted. My babies, gone, for like ever! " But My babies…!" I said. Joker stammered, "Well hyenas sell very good this time of year and we were low in money and…" Joker never got to finish because I was about to tell him off my voice rising with every word, "You Sold My BABEIS!" I walked over to him very slowly cornering him with every step. I looked over him with as he slipped and fell.
Anger and sadness welled up inside of me, I felt like crying in a corner. My babies and me had been though good and bad, mostly bad, but how could pudding do that. I was truly shocked. I thought he loved me, "Harley, don't think like that, he loves you, and he has you in his best interest. - From good side" my good side said to myself but the darker side of my brain said, " How could you be in his best interest? When he did this to you! He is a sick man! - From bad side" But no, Harley sighed the fight didn't stop "He's crazy? You're having an internal fight! Harley he will always love you! Listen to me! - From good side" And it continued, but this time Harley had some thing to say, " Umm good side of brain I'm going to have to side with bad side if you call me sick!" She smiled to herself one me and bad, zero good! But again Harley could not have a moment to herself it keep on going, "Harley, high five me! – From bad side." Kay, she thought but there was one problem, " Umm bad side how do I high five you. Do I just hit my head? But which side of my head do I hit?" "Sigh Harley the left side, because the right side has the right side of the head." Oh right duh Harley! And I smacked my left side of my head.