A product of my hyperness and love of Dickens's amazing characters…Enjoy!!! Forget any homework, studying, or reading you have just for a moment…just sit back, relax, and have fun!! XXD
Oh, and just FYI, this isn't a play....It's just dialogue between Dodger and Fagin. There's no action because I thought just having dialogue might be a little more funny....IDK...there was a little confusion, I think, and so I just thought I'd clear that up for ya!! ;)
Disclaimer: I. Am. Not. Dickens.
Back When I Was a Lad…
"Dodger, my boy?"
"Oh! Uhh…'ello, Fagin."
"Who was that you were just talking to?"
"I 'ave no idea what yer talkin' about and I 'ave to go..."
"Dodger, quit talking so quickly! I can't understand a word you're saying! Who was that girl you was talking to?"
"Girl? Oh, 'er. Erm…nobody."
"Dodger, are you're feet on fire?"
"No…"
"Then quit dancin' around like that! I don't mind that you were talking to a girl, my dear. In fact, it's about time."
"Oh, this ain't the first time I've…oops."
"Oh, really? Well, I suppose I can't blame you. Back when I was a lad--"
"Uggg!! Not another one of these!!"
"Ahem. As I was saying, as a lad I was quite the charmer."
"Pfft…PAHAHAHAH!!!!"
"Are you laughing at me, Dodger?"
"No…"
"You don't think I had my share of ladies?"
"Well…no offense, but you 'ave a big nose and a mole and…"
"You think I always looked like this? You are quite dense, aren't you lad?"
"…"
"Back when I was a lad, ladies would fall at my feet. Dodger, you're face is red."
"I'm tryin' not to laugh again."
"Ahem. Anyway, there was Christine. Oh, she was the lovely. One time she and I went on a walk together and she kissed me on the nose…."
"I think I might 'url and I'd like it if you'd quit tellin' me about----"
"And there was Sally Weatherfield. She and I were courting once and she used to run her fingers through my hair and… Dodger, now you're face is quite green."
"Well gee, I wonder why."
"Anyway, I'd charm the ladies quite simply, actually. I'd twirl my scarf and wave like this… Dodger, uncover your eyes, you look quite ridicilous."
"I can't. I 'ave been blinded."
"Well…Then I'd tell them they were angles sent from Heaven…I'd say it just like that. Dodger, get your fingers out of your ears."
"Wot?"
"Fingers out of your ears!!"
"I can't 'ear you!! My fingers are in my ears!!"
"That's what I said!"
"'Old on. Okay, there. Now are you 'appy?"
"Yes, actually I am. Because now I can tell you about Elizabeth…"
"I'earOlivercallin'meandI'avetogobecause'eneedsmy'elpdon'tbotherwaitin'aroudforme!!"
"Dodger, I can't understand a word you're saying. Oliver didn't call you."
"Yes'edidI'eard'imandI'mgoingbye!!"
"Oh, what a shame. I was just about to tell him about the time I was married."
"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!"
The End
Hehehe…I loved writing this!!! Poor Dodger. Scarred for life. So as always, please please REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! Thanks. XXD