Hey guys! I'm back with a drabble I thought up at midnight. i wanted to portray the boys' more masculine sides, since everyone seems to be into the cutsey BashSlash these days(myself included). Anyway I don't own Mighty Ducks, blah blah blah... REVIEW...please. No, seriously, you have no idea how much it brightens my day.
Panties.
Those girls always throw their panties at him after a big win. I've seen their names and numbers on them so many times that I know every slut who throws them.
One time, they threw the panties into the penalty box. It just happened to land right on his head. So, what does Portman do, but shout back at the girl, "You must have a nice ass babe!" He never means what he says, but he can't help but say something. It's in his nature.
I love him. He loves me too. We may not say it much, hell we've only said it once, but I know. Throw your panties girls, and keep wishing. Oh, and by the way, the kisses are just as damn good as your porno fantasies say they are.
"Fulton!" Portman yells over after the big win against St. Mary's.
"Hey! I heard that Soundgarden is playing in town next week, do you wanna' go?"
"Yeah, lets go borrow Banks' credit card, so we can get the tickets early."
"Sounds like a plan man."
As the couple ran off to "ask" to borrow Adam's credit card, one Fulton Reed was silently planning a very steamy afterparty for himself and his fellow Bash Brother/Boyfriend.
And as these matters usually went between them, he got it and even more than he expected.
Oh and yes, he burned that night's panties in the school dumpster. They got yet another detention piled up for it.