A/N Written for Sara Darkotter's Offical Fanfiction University of Yu-gi-oh. In response to the assignment "Write a paper on why you don't like Anzu." This is written just for fun, no offence meant to anyone. And yeah, I don't own Yu-gi-oh. Probably for the best.
Dear Anzu
I DO NOT LAIKE YOU CUZ YOU STEALED MY YUGI/YAMI FROM MY YUGI/YAMI. Yami and Yugi are totally meant to be together and you like, totally get in the way. I don't care bout the stoopid luv triangle thing that is supposed to be sort of cannon or whatever. If you exist, I can't do TEH PUZZLESHIPPING. Even though there is no actual obligation for me to include you in my amazing, fandabby stories, I must stamp you out. And so my stories will always include you stomping on fragile Yugi's heart until he feels like throwing himself into a lake until the SEXEH ATEM WHO OMG NAOW HAS HIS OWN BODY FOR SOME REASON comes and saves him. You heartbreaker.
You are also dressing like a GIANT **. You just do it to tease Yugi, don't you? I don't care if that's the fashion! It's still slutty. Who believes all this crap that it's the inside that counts anyway?
Friendship speeches! You think you know everything, don't you? Blah, blah, blah, FRIENDSHIP! We get it, OK? Of course, when Yugi or Jounouchi does it, I don't notice or care. COZ THEY ARE HAUT. But when you do it, I'm going to spend half an hour posting about how annoying you are.
...Did someone just say that Yu-gi-oh was an anime created to promote friendship? THIS IS AN ALIEN CONCEPT I TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DUDES WITH MAGIC THAT LURVE EACH OTHER!
Most of all I hate you because GACK...*whispers* I may be a tiny bit jealous. Everyone in the Yu-gi-oh verse like you and your best friends are three hot guys who may or may not be famous. You're the main female character in Yu-gi-oh...that should have been me, dammit!
Loadsa HATE
Tiffani