This story was written by Fiojay and 4fireking. That's write it was a double effort. And I say that's very nice because you know we're going to continue this story and you know we're going to be epic. Warning: This story does have romance in it, but it also has adventure that makes Adventure Time look like Looney Tunes. Please read and review. If you've read this story you must review.

JK

Today was a normal and unexciting day for Marceline the Vampire. It was still morning. Usually that wouldn't bother her but rats got into her home, yes rats were actually in her home, and ate all her hats. Without hats she would die in a pile of ashes.

" Diary. Hey Diary. Don't think any different of me but who am I kidding? I'm having a terrible day. I wish I had someone to talk to. I wish Finn and Jake were here. I can't go out. When will it be night-"

Marceline stopped her recording. She heard someone knock on her door. Only two people ever came to her house and they were Finn and Jake. She opened the door. The person on the other side was Finn. He looked terrible. He smelled bad and had black circles under his eyes.

" Hey Marceline," he said tiredly.

" Hey Finn," she said. Marceline looked on the ground for Jake the Dog but he was nowhere to be seen. " Why didn't you bring Jake with you?"

" He's with Lady Rainicorn. He's staying there like a sleepover. A two day sleep..." Marceline heard a loud roar. It sounded like a manticore but too low. It was Finn's stomach. When was the last time he's even eaten anything?

" You want a peanut butter and-"

" PB?"

Suddenly, Finn's face contorts and rapid, hot tears are streaming down his face. Marceline shakes her head and rolls her eyes. She lightly taps his shoulder and he sniffles.

"Did Princess I'm Too Old For You Bubblegum dump you again?" Marceline smirks.

Finn nods, snot dripping from his nose and tears falling to the ground. "J-Jake and I f-finished an adventure a-and she invited us t-to this celebration. I-I thought that since F-flame Princess broke up with m-me I could f-finally tell her how I f-feel… But all she did was ignore me and tend to other g-guests." Marceline rolls her eyes again. "Then she didn't really dump you, doofus." She backs up and allows him to enter her abode.

Finn seats himself on her rock hard couch and he's still whimpering. Ooo's greatest adventurer broken down into a crying pansy. Marceline raises her eyebrow and smirks when she realizes the perfect way to make him stop being such a baby. She'll scare him. Marceline's face becomes ghastly, her eyes glow like crimson stars, sharp fangs are bared and hisses escape her. She pounces on Finn, stopping right before her fangs pierce his neck. She expects him to bat her away, at least react to her almost sucking him dry. Finn still remains sitting, still sniffling and muttering PB's name. Marceline slowly removes herself from his neck and goes back to her seat across from him. She clicks her tongue. "Well, if you're looking for advice then forget it. I may be over a thousand years old but I don't interfere with people's silly relationship problems. You look pathetic like this." The corners of her mouth turn down.

The vampire queen floats into her house quickly and grabs her hand mirror, which she doesn't really need considering she's a vampire and can't even see herself, but she keeps it for purposes like this. She looks down on the circular mirror and sighs. "Look at yourself, Glob." She groans when she stands in front of the human boy. Finn's eyes flicker to the mirror and he sees his shameful appearance though he does nothing to remedy it. Marceline puts the mirror back and looks at Finn with pity but immediately goes back to her stony and icy appearance. "You know what you have to do?" She says.

"You need to get out there and find someone else your own age." "Jake already tried that," Finn mutters, wiping his eyes and nose. "It worked until she overthrew her father and no time left me."

"I'm not talking about a new girlfriend, dingus. I'm talking about a new adventure buddy, someone younger than you. They could probably take your mind off of this mushy, girly, romance trash."

Finn's eyes widen in surprise and questions spew from his mouth. "There's actually another adventurer? Who is he? Or is it a… She?! How come I've never heard of another adventurer? Who could this-." "Glob just shut up. If you really want to know his name or who he is, then come back here at midnight and I'll introduce you to him." She says, annoyance clearly stinging her voice.

She floats towards Finn and pulls him off her couch, hurrying him to the door. "But Marcy, who is the-." He starts. "Don't come back until midnight!" She hisses, slightly cackling. She shoves him out the door.

Marceline closes the door and sighs. Finn wiggles the handle, knocks, screams Marceline's name but to no avail. Finn walks away in defeat.

Soon, midnight approaches and Finn and Jake make their way to Marceline's house. "Adventurer? This is just a joke," Jake says, raising an eyebrow.

"Marceline is just being a bully again. I bet the adventurer is just some random candy person. Or it could be Ice King dressed like you again." He shudders from the memory; Ice King's legs were not something he needed to see.

Finn remains placid and he keeps staring straight ahead. "What do you think this adventurer looks like, huh man? Do you think he'll make me a sandwich? I hope he does…" Jake rambles on about sandwiches, while the boy doesn't even glace at him.

Finn is nervous. It's evident in his eyes. His body language. He doesn't know who this person is. Jake could be right. This could just be a wicked prank pulled by the Vampire Queen. Quickly, the walk ends and Finn and Jake find themselves staring at the door to Marceline's house.

The door swings open right after Finn knocks on the door. Marceline opens the it, looking as smug as ever. "You boys showed up just on time. Come on in. I've got tomato juice for you guys."

The dog and boy walk into the quaint house. Finn's eyes slowly make their way to a boy. A… Human boy. A brunette with a white shirt and blue pants. He looked a little younger than Finn but not by much. He offered a small smile to Finn and Jake. The shock of this discovery, another human, Finn couldn't control himself, he yells, "HUMAN!"