Mary Sue Lives In Castle Hallow Oblivion Bastion
by
dragondolphin1990

So, like, hi, it's me, Mary. You probably remember me from that all those fanfictions you read. Yeah, I'm totally famous. Anyway, all those other fanfictions you remember are, like, way too not-cool for me, so I'm in this awesome fic now. I'm the main character, so you know it's going to be the best fanfic ever.

Ooooh, right, we want to, like, have a plot, or whatever. So, like, earlier, when I said I was the Mary Sue from other fics, I lied. She, uh, died and I am her Heartless-Nobody. I'm like both Heartless and Nobody only cooler. And I'm probably also part Sora or something, I dunno. And now I'm in Organization Sheee. That's how you pronounce it right? X-I-I-I, Sheee. Or is it Zeeee? Shih? Whatever. I'm in the Organization thing.

And also I am dating Axel and also Demyx and I taught them all about the powers of love and friendship. Now my fanfiction has a moral: Love is good and stuff. Like, I said, best fanfic ever. We have a plot and a moral.

By the way, my hair is green and it's super shiny and I fight with magical enchanted super knuckles that shoot laser beams and I am invincible because I am the best at punching people. I fought the other ten members of the Organization and I beat them all with my super knuckles. There's eleven of us, right? In Organization Sheee?

And one day, Sora came by and started killing our Large Bodies. I did my research and so I know that there are Large Bodies in Castle Hallow Oblivion Bastion. Like I said, best fanfiction ever. I had to protect the widdle Large Bodies, so I grabbed my knuckles and used them to defeat Sora without breaking a sweat. He didn't even hit me once, I'm so amazing. He looked into my crimson eyes and fell in love with me. But I didn't love him also because I stayed true to my true love Lexaeus. But since he loved me, Sora would do anything for me and he stopped attacking our pet Nobodies.

So Sora and Donald and Goofy joined the Organization and nobody was able to defeat us Nobodies. But since I got wounded in that epic battle last paragraph, my lover, Marluxia, had to take care of me until I was healthy again. We totally made out a lot in the process. We let Larxene film us. By the way, we used to have terrible camcorders, but then we were given better camcorders because I was so deserving and the camcorder-making people loved me.

And then the bad guys, Pete and Ansem, came by. They incapacitated Xemnas, who has nothing to do with Ansem, and also incapacitated Riku, who was totally part of the Organization, too. Everyone was disheartened by this and stopped fighting as well. Aren't you proud of my awesome fic? I'm using big words like incapacitated and disheartened. I, like, looked at one of those dictionary things. Actually, no, I didn't. I'm too perfect to need a dictionary to help me talk smart.

So, yeah, everyone was sad because Xemnas got hurt. But I was still fighting super hard because I never give up. I fought so valiantly that everyone else started fighting harder too. So we totally defeated our archnemesises, Ansem and the Hydra. Thanks to me.

And that was the story of how I saved Castle Bastion Hallow Oblivion from exploding. Oh, right, I'm supposed to tell you about how Pete had dynamite when he and Maleficent attacked us a couple paragraphs ago. Super icky dynamite that would've destroyed our castle. Which would have sucked. So, there was all sorts of dramatic tension and stuff making this fanfiction way better than any other fanfiction.

We end the story with a shot of me riding off into the sunset riding a Bouncywild with Xion, my super loving boyfriend.

And then I made out with Luxord.

But then King Mickey showed up out of nowhere and killed us all.

Oh no, Mary Sue is dead.