Disclaimer: I do not own any of the official Sonic characters used in this story. I only own the characters that belong to me. YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!...Please read and review! I really appreciate it!
Musica: Is this gonna contain hentai? Because I am NOT doing ANYTHING that has to do with THAT!
Sakura: No...No, I think it's just a humor story...with yaoi.
Night Shade: Oh...NO! No, guys making out with each other? That isn't natural (No offense to gays/lesbians! I have nothing against you guys! Sorry for anything offensive!)
Me: ON WITH THE 'FIC!
"I'M NOT GAY!" A Christmas One-shot.
by: Musica the Hedgehog.
Everything is normal in the exceedingly large house of Shadow and his family members. Tonight is the huge Christmas party they have been planning for months! Let's take a look inside.
As usual, Blitz and Rouge were at each other's necks, trying to kill each other, painfully. Blaze was groping Sakura's ass...resulting in her bringing her hand to his face in an expected slap. Sugara was talking with Tails and Charmy, secretly watching Manten-soushi from the corner of her eye, a blush on her face. Mahou and Night Shade were...somewhere(A/N: hint-hint).
Mitsu was talking with Tadashii, Cream, and Amy. Dark was, not unlike his older brother, chasing his dear Fuzen around, hopelessely. Musica was playing a game with Pimp, Tsuki, Knuckles, Espio, Vector, and the rest.
But one question remained: Where were Sonic and Shadow?
Eventually, everyone realized the two were missing, stopped what they were doing, and turned towards the door.
There, in the doorway, were Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog. Everyone began laughing, and the two male hedgehogs became curious. They looked up, eyes widening, gasping as they were shocked beyond belief.
There, in the top of the door frame, was one object that they would both curse for all of eternity.
Mistletoe...
"Well, this is awkward..." Shadow muttered, rubbing his right arm with his left hand.
"No WAY am I kissing that FAKER!" Sonic screamed, ears practically emanating steam.
"But, it's tradition!" Mitsu yelled, "Whoever you are under the mistletoe with, is who you have to kiss!"
"Ohh! NO, my SHADOW is GAY! Why...?" Amy called out in despair, her hand coming to her forehead in a dramatic pose. She was freaked out.
"AND MY SONIKKU!" Musica was crying hysterically, clutching the edge of her fluffy Christmas dress.
"I"M NOT GAY!" they both screamed, trying to get away from each other.
Blaze walked up behing Shadow, and Knuckles walked up behind Sonic. They grinned, nodded, and shoved them together.
They kissed...
They were so going to get revenge next week, after they were done sterilizing their mouths.
T.h.E.e.N.d
Okay, dudes, if you liked this at all, review, or E-mail me. This was based off of a Christmas card I made for my friends. Hilarious. Arigatou! R&R!
-Musica the Hedgehog