Before you guys start going all go crazy on me, this story is coewritten. I will be doing my next fan fiction after I finish The Spirit World Duelist. This is written by me and my brother Jared Norris or at least this story was created by us. I'm writing this. We make up a funny and wacky story with different characters from different shows and go on these wacky adventures. Normally, I just blow it off, but this one was very good. It will give you a laugh. Now, I will try to make sure this makes sense, because other stories my brother and I did happened before this. I deeply apologize for lack of explaination. Review please!
Yami's POV
I woke up and found myself in the middle of a strange room. I couldn't sense Yugi's presents at the moment and I didn't know why. The last thing I remember was a strange blue portal appearing and sucking us into this strange dimension. I felt slightly lightheaded from the travel and the fact I fell on the hard stoned floor.
I moaned in complaint, then scanned the room I was inside. There was fancy furniture and a mirror like a girl's room. The floor was colored blue, which was strange, seeing that it was made of stone. A window was on my left, which had no glass. This took me by surprised. I felt as though I was in the Dark Ages or something.
A loud roar, which sounded like a dragon, came from the outside of the window. I got on my feet and peered out the window. There was a huge purple dragon fighting off a young man with silver armor, a sword, and a shield. This guy had no idea how to fight a dragon! He was lucky to not have been burned alive.
"That guy is a complete moron!" I glared before turning my head and seeing a young lady about my age sleeping on a soft bed. Ok, since when did beds that comfortable exist during this time? I shook that question out of my head. Nothing in this world made sense to me anymore. Maybe this girl could tell me where I was. "Uh... excuse me, Miss!" The young girl stayed asleep. I sighed, rolling my eyes, then dragged the girl by the skirt of her blue dress and pulled her off the bed.
"AH! OW!" The girl yelped, rubbing her head. She looked at me with her glaring eyes. "Hey!"
"Sorry, but can you tell me where I am and how I got here?" Yami asked.
"I have no idea. I thought you killed that dragon," the girl said, pointing to the dragon outside fighting the warrior.
"What's your name?"
"Princess Aurora, are you a Prince?"
"Not really... a King actually. You can call me Yami."
"Cool!"
I looked out the window again, Princess Aurora joining along, watching this idiot warrior try to fight off that dragon. He couldn't fight a dragon to save his life.
"This guy doesn't know how to fight a dragon!" I said.
"I know. I don't know what my father was thinking in having me marry him!" Princess Aurora agreed before letting out a sigh. "That's why I have that dragon. I hired him to keep that prince out."
"Wait, so this one's tame?" I asked before the young princess nodded. "Can I ride him?"
"Sure! May I ride with you? I've got nothing better to do than sleep," Princess Aurora asked as I showed a deep smirk, then whistled the dragon.
The purple dragon came flying toward the window where the princess and I stood waiting. The dragon appeared by the window and we hopped onto it. I've always wanted to ride on a dragon and felt the excitement burning inside me. Princess Aurora sat behind me, hanging onto me by the shoulders. The dragon took off by my signal.
As we flew passed the warrior. He stared up in shock and saw me and Princess Aurora flying off on the dragon. He showed a disappointed look.
"Aw man! I was going to marry her! Guess I'll have to find another princess to marry," the Prince whined.
"Why does he think I'm gonna marry you?" I asked the princess.
"Well, you do look like a prince and you rescued me from the dragon... sorta," Princess Aurora shrugged.
"Good point."
I flew off with my new pet dragon, or Princess Aurora's pet dragon, and flew off into the distance to find more of my friends. Something told me that I wasn't the only one involved in this, especially since I couldn't contact Yugi anymore. I was wondering where he was.
Shadow Jared's POV
I could not believe where I was at. For a minute I was at home filled with darkness and despair and next thing you know, I'm here. It was a house filled with chocolates, pop tarts, lolly pops, and all kinds of treats. I felt my mouth watering from all the delicious sweets surrounding me and this house was filled with them. I was sure I was in heaven.
Some weird old lady came to the room. She smiled at me with some hint of deceit. I suspected that she was evil, but I brushed it off. I was too distracted by the sweets surrounding me.
"What is this?" I asked with delight.
"This is my house. You look hungry. Take anything you like," the old lady said. I began eating the shadows of the sweets. I was stuffing my mouth full of the shadows of sugary sweets while the old lady just seemed dumbfounded. I suppose I should've mentioned that I was a shadow creature and only ate shadows. Every shadow I ate made the actual object of that shadow disappear.
"Don't listen to her!" A little boy cried. I turned my head and saw two little small children in cages. One was a girl and the other was a boy. "She's evil! She's only stuffing you up, so she can eat you!"
"How is that possible? I'm a shadow creature!" I asked curiously. It's true!
"I don't know, but that's what she's doing to us!" the girl said. "By the way, my name's Gretel, this is my brother Hansel!"
"EW! YOU EAT CHILDREN?" I asked in disgust. The old lady began smirking so evilly. "YOU'RE A DISPICABLE PERSON! EATING LITTLE CHILDREN!"
"But they're so delicious!"
"EWWWWW!" I cringed. "You're going down old lady!" I looked at the shadow sweets in my hand. "As soon as I'm finished!" I began stuffing my face again. I was wondering where my sister was at.
Psychic Emily's POV
I found myself in a weird looking forest. It seemed these annoying portals never stop appearing. My guess was that Dr. Doofenshmirtz had something to do with it with his stupid Second Dementionator. That moron just HAD to put that Self Destruct button on the bottom, moron! It was rather him or the Evil Teddy Bear... AGAIN! He was more annoying than Dr. Doffenshmirtz! I still hated the fact he drove me to insanity and made my brother and I take over the world. Speaking of which, I was separated from my brother Jared, much to my annoyance.
From what I could guess from this universe, it seemed very strange. There were flowers with faces on them, a red path that led to nowhere, and a large table ahead of me with tea pots, cups, and plates. There was a strange man with a tall hat, who seemed mentally insane. I was starting to wonder if he was a mental patient.
The strange man came to me with a tea pot and a tea cup. I raised two eyebrows with wonder.
"Hello Miss, would you like some tea?" The strange man asked me, pouring the tea in the tea cup.
"Uh... no thanks," I replied grimly. "Can you tell me where the heck I am?"
"You're in Wonderland! The most wonderful place in the world! You may call me the Mad Hatter!" The Mad Hater replied crazily. Oh, you have got to be freakin' kidding me!
"You have got to be kidding me! I'm in the universe of Fairytales?" I glared with annoyance. I threw my hands in the air. "Well, this is perfect! JUST PERFECT! How am I supposed to get out of here now?"
"You could ask the Queen of Hearts, but I wouldn't go to her. She might cut off your head," The Mad Hatter suggested with a hint of warning. I rolled my eyes, knowing this stupid fairytale!
"I'll be fine," I replied. I flew up in the air, using my psychic powers. My hands showed a glowing blue light in each hand that seemed like the bottom of rockets. "Thanks for the help!" I flew in the air, hoping to perhaps find the Queen of Hearts and maybe Jared. If that queen tried to cut off my head, I could always just throw her around with my telekinesis powers. If I knew this story, then I would know where to find the Queen of Hearts.
Yugi's POV
I woke up in the middle of a small cottage. Some blue portal appeared out of nowhere and now Yami and I are... wait, where's Yami? I couldn't reach him anymore! It seemed that we separated somehow! I was starting to worry about what happened to my closest friend in the world. At least this place could fit someone my size.
A high squeaky voice suddenly pushed me away my train of thought. It was the voice of a young woman who sounded like she was three years old singing about whistling while she was working. That song was getting stuck in my head!
"Just whistle while you work," the woman was singing before whistling the most annoying and high pitched whistle I've ever heard. "And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place. So hum a merry tune..."
"STOP! STOP! THIS SONG IS KILLING ME!" I screamed while covering my ears, trying to get that annoying song out of my head. I noticed a young woman with pale white skin, red lips, short black hair, and wearing a simple house dress. "Who are you?"
"My name is Snow White," Snow White replied cheerfully. I swear that voice could kill a thousand birds!
"Well, could you stop that annoying singing?" I asked begfully.
"But it's so much fun to sing while working," Snow White replied happily. OH, SOMEBODY KILL ME!
"Then work, don't freakin sing! What is this, Pippy Longstocking?" I complained. Snow White started singing that annoying song again and I couldn't take it anymore. I ran out of the cottage, covering my ears. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I ran through the forest as fast as my two feet could move. I kept running and running and running. Finally, I ran to a castle and zoomed right inside, panting. At least that stupid singing was out of my head. I noticed an older woman with a crown and royal clothing. She must be a queen. She was holding an apple that was half white and half red. I became hungry and grabbed the apple. "Boy, am I starving."
"NO! DON'T EAT THAT!" The queen warned me. I looked at her strangly.
"Why?"
"It has poison."
"Why the heck are you making a poison apple?"
"Well... I... uh... OKAY! It's for Snow White. Her annoying singing is driving me out of my freakin mind! I can't take it anymore, so I'm poisoning this apple, so when she eats the white side, she'll fall asleep!" The queen replied.
"But... she's over there. You won't be able to hear her singing anymore, so what's the point?"
"Huh... good point."
"And why are you trying to put her to sleep?"
"I wanted to kill her, but the writers wouldn't allow it. Says 'it's for children.'"
"Riiiiiiiight," Yugi replied. "I'm trying to get back home. Do you know a way I can get home?"
"Well, I believe I have a magic mirror that can transport you anywhere in this world, but that's all I can give you."
"Maybe I can find Yami! Can you show me where your mirror is?" Yugi asked as the queen nodded and showed the boy her mirror.
Shadow Jared's POV
The house was finally eaten all up. There was nothing left of the house besides the old lady. She seemed satisfied, I guess she still thinks she's gonna eat me or the kids. Who cares? I could just kill her off anytime I wanted. I sighed with satisfaction.
"Did you enjoy your meal?" The old lady asked me.
"I did. I also made a deal with the kids that I would free them if they let me eat this whole house," I mentioned as the old lady gasped, noticing that the cages were gone.
"Thanks for the help!" Gretel thanked me before her and her brother ran off into the forest.
"HOW DARE YOU!" The old lady screamed before I rolled my eyes and made a portal.
"I'm gonna go look for my sister," I said before entering through the portal. I noticed that I was in another strange world, only this one had a huge palace and some weird queen in red playing crokay with flamingos. Seriously? I also noticed a strange girl with dark brown curly hair, some weird looking blue jumpsuit, brown eyes, and she was flying toward me.
"Jared?" The girl said with a reaction that was unsurprised, but somewhat surprised. "What universe are you from?"
"Who are you and how do you know my name?" I asked demandingly.
"I'm your sister, Emily," this strange version of my older sister replied. I could tell it was her by her voice and that strange look in her eyes.
"Emily? What happened to you?"
"Nothing, I'm just from a different dimension. We somehow got transported into the world of fairytales. I'm trying to find a way out of this world."
"Strange. I was in a house filled with candy and sweets and there was this old lady trying to eat two children."
"You must've been in Hansel and Gretel."
"What? I've never heard of that story."
"Who are you?" The red queen asked snooty.
"My name's Emily. My brother and I are trying to get out of this universe. Do you know a way?" Emily asked.
"No, I don't. Now, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" The queen yelled, pointing at my sister and I.
"Okay," I replied as my shadow head floated off my head. My sister showed a giggling smirk when doing that and I grinned evilly in reply.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" The queen shouted before a huge purple dragon landed in the middle of the crokay field.
Emily and I looked up and saw a small guy with weird spiky hair on top of the dragon and some light brown-headed chick with a blue dress. She sat behind the spiky-haired guy.
"Yami, where were you?" Emily asked. She seemed to have known this guy for whatever reason.
"Yeah, I found myself inside some castle and this dragon guarding it with this girl inside. She says her name is Princess Aurora!" Yami replied as the girl behind him waved cheerfully.
"Hi!" Princess Aurora greeted.
"You must've been in Sleeping Beauty!" Emily concluded. "Could you fly us out of here?"
"Sure!"
"I'm not going on that thing!" I refused with crossed arms. Emily used her strange powers to force me on the dragon, but I just flew off of it. She sighed with a hint of annoyance, much to my satisfaction.
"Fine, but at least fly along," Emily said while rolling her eyes.
"Fine," I said in defeat. Emily flew herself on the dragon behind Princess Aurora and I sat behind my sister.
The dragon took off from the ground with the queen yelling about cutting off our heads. I just rolled my eyes in pure annoyance. I had to admit, this wasn't so bad. Though, I still didn't like this strange world. Everything was too colorful.
"So, what now?" I asked.
"We should search for the others," Yami replied, driving the dragon. "Yugi's still out there somewhere."
"Then off!" I said to the dragon as it continued to fly a curtain direction.
Seto's POV
I woke up on the beach somehow. I don't know how the heck I got here, but something told me it had something to do with Yugi. It's not like this is the first time I found myself in another universe. Last time this happened, I was in some prison owned by some crazy pedophile named Vlad Plasmius. At least I wasn't in a prison. I searched around to find anyone that might know where I was.
There was a blond naked woman in the middle of the sandy beach, where I was at. She looked at me with some sort of smile like she got her favorite Christmas present. My eyes widened as she started running toward me.
"Who are you?" I asked, but she kept running toward me and I started running away from her. "Get away from me you crazy blond chick! Blonds are not even my type!" I kept running from this crazy blond in her birthday suit. She kept lipping 'Eric' or something. I swear I'm gonna kill Yugi for this!
Yami's POV
I kept flying the dragon across the sky with my friends. There was a strange Jared, who looked shadowy, and Emily seemed to still have issues with going to other dimensions. It seemed like traveling to other dimensions followed Emily and Jared and they always happen to run into other versions of themselves. I still remembered the Grim Reaper Jared and the Vampire Emily. Those two were surprisingly more stranger than Yugi and I put together, hearing that they once took over the world, because they were possessed by an Evil Teddy Bear.
A portal suddenly appeared from above us and Yugi came falling from the sky. I had the dragon catch him just in time before he hugged me in excitement.
"Yami! You're okay!" Yugi cried out.
"I'm glad you're okay, Yugi. Do you know how we got separated?" Yami asked.
"No clue. It must've happened when we traveled dimensions."
"Hey, is that Seto?" Emily asked, pointing at Kaiba, who was running from a naked blond girl. I wasn't going to ask what story he was at. I had the dragon fly down to pick Kaiba up.
"Get on!" I told Kaiba as he looked at me with two glaring eyes.
"You better have a good explanation for this!" Kaiba yelled before jumping onto the dragon and we all left.
"Huh, that must be the Little Mermaid. That girl must've thought you were Prince Eric," Emily thought.
"But doesn't Ariel have red hair?" Jared asked.
"Most stories have her with blond hair. Each version of that story is different. I mean take Sleeping Beauty, this one has brown hair."
"At least she's not blond," Kaiba muttered.
"I guess we better get out of here," I said before we ran into a giant woman with a black cloak. "Or not."
"It's the evil fairy! She tried to kill me by putting poison on the spindle of the spinning wheel!" Princess Aurora told us.
"What? You mean to tell me that she's trying to kill you by having you touch the spindle of the spinning wheel?" Jared asked as if that plan was the most idiotic plan ever, and it was. Any murder plans would be more advanced than this.
"Yeah, I thought it was idiotic too," Princess Aurora said. "People just thought I was poisoned just because I was tired. I mean seriously?"
"Is everyone here an idiot?" I asked with furrowed eyebrows.
"Why do you even want to kill her anyways?" Jared asked.
"Her parents never invited me to celebrate Aurora's birth!" The Evil Fairy replied as we all looked at her dumbfounded.
"That's it? THAT'S IT? IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID PARTY? WHAT THE HECK? WHAT THE HECK?" Jared asked enraged.
"Whatever! I'm gonna destroy you once and for all!" The Evil Fairy shouted with an evil smirk.
"Not if I have anything to say about it," I smirked as I looked at the dragon. "Fire!" The dragon shot a huge blast of fire at the Evil Fairy and destroyed her.
"That was relatively easy," Jared said.
"We should probably try to find another portal," Emily thought.
"I have a better idea," Jared smirked before he put out his arm and a black portal appeared.
"Then, let's go!" I declared as the dragon flew right through the portal. This adventure was just getting wierder.