Twilight (The REAL story)
Once upon a time, in the magical land of 'Somewhere Else', there was a girl named Bell-uh. She was extremely shy, but she loved everyone. She wasn't very popular, however. This was because she was a SUPER CLUTZ! But, to her that didn't matter. Because her inner beauty radiated through her buggy eyes and face brace.
One day, while falling onto her already flat face, she met a man named Edwardio Cullinz. Bell-uh had never seen such a pretty man before. His yellow, buck teeth, crooked jaw and the sparkles. OH YES! The sparkles! Bell-uh had never seen a man sparkle before and she instantly fell in love with him. But what Bell-uh didn't realize was that she was being watched..
Hiding nearby was a man named Jakoby Blick. She had met Bell-uh on a random chat site and had fallen in love with her. Now, Bell-uh didn't know that Edwardio was a vampire, or the fact that Jakoby was a werecat. Jakoby was really the infamous villain CAT-MAN! Complete with little kitty ears and red spandex leotards.
Now Jakoby was mad..as in RABBID mad! He was literally foaming at the mouth. He was really ticked off at Edwardio for stealing his beloved from him, so he hired Chuck Norris to stalk them like a creeper and hopefully beat up Edwardio.
Meanwhile, Bell-Uh and Edwardio became love-pigs. They had a child together, whom they named Bob. Just then Chuck Norris appeared out of nowhere and Edwardio and Chuck Norris began KUNG-FU FIGHTING!
Sadly, Edwardio was getting the crud kicked out of him so he called his BFFL Godzilla to come and help him. Realizing that even he could not fight a dinky vampire and Godzilla at the same time, Chuck Norris called his BFFLs, the Power Rangers.
Edwardio & Godzilla VS. Chuck Norris & Power Rangers.
But who won? CHUCK NORRIS! Realizing that he had just been totally pwned, Edwardio ran home and cried like a sissy woman. Bell-Uh was so depressed she went emo and imploded on herself.
Now with the major stupidity in the world vanquished, the world was saved. Another day in the life of Chuck Norris, he once again saved the world.
THE END…For now