Predatory
Authoress: Wee-Me
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Jareth or the television program mentioned. I am making no money from this, I may need therapy, and it ruined my sleep so please no suing.
Begin Predatory
The scene is this: a nondescript television screen during a commercial break. As serious music begins to play a man in a suit appears. Maybe the viewer gets up to go to the restroom or for a snack. Maybe he or she just tries to fumble for the remote to change the channel. In any case he or she is too late and the man sits on the edge of a table and begins to speak.
"It's a familiar scene to those who watch our show- an older man who believes he has come to a home to meet a teenage girl while her parents are out. I'm Chris Hansen and on tonight's very special edition of 'To Catch a Predator' we'll experience a very creative entrance from a man who calls himself 'The Goblin King'."
He turns to more fully face the camera.
"He believes he'll be meeting 'Sarah' a fifteen year old girl babysitting her baby brother. His plans for them both are the focus of tonight's episode, the first to be devoted to an individual case. Please join us as we ask the tough questions, such as what purpose he planned his hallucinogenic fruit to serve."
His solemn face disappears behind a plain background urging the viewer to check their local listings for more information.
End Predatory
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have no idea where this came from. It's the crackiest cross-over my brain has ever thrown at me, and it did so while I was half-asleep. Please be kind if you review. Thanks for reading.