Catching Up

Hey. It's Kay-chan, writing up the sequal to Of Dogs and Men now, since I can tell that nobody likes Woofloose. SADNESS!

Anyway, this is mostly in Kiba's POV, explaining how his kids have grown up and junks.

KTHXBAI

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Hey. It's me. You might not remember me. Last time we saw each other, I was twenty-two and Neji died. Haha. Wait, I was sad there.

Oh well.

Anyway, life is sweet and I'm thirty-six! No signs of gray hair or baldness. I'm good at this.

You're probably all wondering how my kids are doing. Well they're great. I'll tell you all about them!

First, there's the oldest of the Triplets, Koroku.

Koroku likes to party. He's the kind of guy you'd expect to stick his head out of the roof of a limo and hoot and holler and junk. He's fifteen now, in the Konoha legal drinking age. Kicks ass, doesn't it? If it weren't for Shikamaru being the Hokage, that law wouldn't have been like that. But I degress. What does that mean, anyway?

Koroku likes to party. I already said that. Oh well. He does. He sneaks off sometimes with his friends to go to parties, and I pretend that I didn't notice, and don't tell Hinata. He sure has fun at those. I know I did.

Koroku's dog, Kazuma, is one of the strays that Akamaru found on his first birthday. Those two are inseperable! And damn do they ever kick ass together! To think, it's all thanks to my training of them. Hahaha!

Koroku has a softer side at times, though. He really looks out for his younger sister, Takashi. I'm not sure if he realizes that there's also Akida, but sometimes I don't because she's so quiet. I mean, she's even quieter then Hinata used to be. I haven't heard her speak in ages.

Takashi… well… she's just a hyperactive nutcase. She's going out with Kakashi and Anko's son, Kaito. I really don't like that. That boy is eighteen! Three years older then her! Hey! I did math goodly! Yay. She and Kaito sometimes go to parties with Koroku, and everything works out fine. Takashi learned how to use the Byakugan to its fullest from her mother, so I just sort of sat back and relaxed through her training.

Last, and sometimes least, is Akida. She incredibly silent! I rarely ever hear her say anything, and its usually just sort of a whisper or something. I've tried teaching her how to use her dog, Sergio (the other stray), in combat, and her mom tries to teach her the Byakugan, but I'm not sure if it sinks in. She doesn't have a mental disability, as our family's doctor told us. I think our doctor does, though, because he always yells at the end of every sentence. It freaks me out…

Joey and Chandler had to move to the other side of the world to some place called "New Pork" or something since their TV show got so popular. I miss them sometimes, but then remember that I can just get their boxsets for free with every purchase of five or more. So far there's three boxsets, so that is a sweet deal!

Hinata's doing fine. She really doesn't want to have any more kids though since the last one. Oh yeah… I forgot to tell you about Tadakatsu.

Tadakatsu's only ten years old, and he's still in the Academy. Shino teaches his class, so that's pretty cool. He can be annoying at times… and sometimes he makes things go boom. I'm not sure how…

Anyway, back to Hinata. She's just gotten hotter and hotter over the years, what with growing her hair long. She watches out for Akida, sometimes being the only one to remember that she's there.

Akamaru's fine. Huge, but fine. I think once when I got back from a really awesome New Years Party and didn't want to wake up anybody when I got up, I passed out onto him, thinking he was the couch. Haha. He said my breath stank though. Stank like alchohol. Personally, I love that smell.

Ack! I just keep babbling on here, don't I? Well, I'll leave you to see what's going on then. Bye!

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Short chapter, but slightly necessary due to the whole super time skip. XD ENJOY THIS ONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!