We see Darth Maul in a bathroom wearing only a towel wrapped around his waste.
"Hello Ladies.
Look at Han-
Back to me.
Look at Han-
Now back to Me!
Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using jedi-scented body wash and switched to Old Sith he could smell like he's me.
Look down –
back up!"
Shift to a view of the bridge of the Star Destroyer Executor
"Where are you?
You're on a ship – with the Sith that Han should smell like.
What's that in your hand?
- Back at me!
I have it:
It's a dual-blade lightsaber that emits the colors you love.
Look up-
Back down-"
He rips off the towel.
"-The tattoos cover every inch of my lean, shaved body! Anything is possible when Han smells like an old Sith and not a Jedi.
I'm on a bantha!"
Happy 4-5-15!
May the 4th be with you!