Super Mario Sketch Show

By Stephen Paget

It's finally here! After a really bad writer's block that I've had for months. I finally manage to come out of it enough to write this series of fanfics I had planned.

Warning: This fanfic contains some strong language and some offensive content.

Mario: Hey! Everybody it's the Super Mario Sketch Show! Da-da-da-daa-daa-dah!

Scene: The Mario Brothers home

Warning: This fanfic contains some strong language and some offensive content.

"Hey! Everybody it's the Super Mario Sketch Show! Da-da-da-daa-daa-dah!" Mario cheered.

This takes place at The Mario Brothers home

Sketch 1

It's time to get up in Mario and Luigi's house. Luigi was already up making the coffee.

"Man…..what a night." Said a sleepy Luigi "That detective movie was something."

Suddenly Luigi heard an unfamiliar voice. "Good morning, Luigi!" it cried.

Luigi was a little startled. "Who said that?" he said.

The voice continued to be cheerful. "It's me, the coffee mug!"

Luigi looks to see that his coffee mug has a face on it.

Luigi sighing in disbelief. "Oh god!" he shouted. "Does everything in the Mushroom Kingdom have a face on it! First the clouds, then the blocks, the flowers, the vegetables from Super Mario Brothers 2, the mountains and now this!"

"I know it's really an invasion of privacy isn't it?" the coffee mug replied. "Word of advice, don't really use me for coffee. It really burns!"

"Don't worry, any other stuff that talks which we brought from that junk sale?" frowned Luigi.

"Yeah! Don't use one of your towels."

"One of our towels has a face! Poor thing! Must be dreadful seeing naked people all the time."

"Well…not just that. This towel is a complete homosexual."

Luigi got confused. "A complete homosexual?"

Suddenly Luigi heard Mario screaming from the bathroom.

"Luigi! Help! The towel is giving me a blowjob!" cried a terrified Mario

At this Luigi and the coffee mug's eyes both widen.

Sketch 2 The Mario Kart Double Dash races.

"Well it's a fun race we have for you today in the Mario Kart races." Said the announcer. "Unlike all the other races usually planned. This race has only lap and only 2 racers. The Mario brothers. Mario and Luigi vs the Wicked Brothers (often confused for being called the Wario brothers for people who don't play the Mario Party games), Wario and Waluigi!"

The Lakitu appeared on the cloud with his traffic lights. "On your marks, get set…GO!" he shouted.

The Wicked Brothers drive off, but Mario and Luigi still remain at the start of the course.

Luigi was shouting at Mario who was the driver. "What are you doing! Let's go! The Wicked Bros. are way ahead of us!"

"I can't get the engine started!" Mario struggled with the vehicle.

"Oh! That's just great!" Luigi snarled sarcastically

Mario turns the key trying to get the engine started. Luigi watches him do so. They both don't notice the small fire at the front of the fire.

"C'mon! Keep turning the key!" Luigi yelled to Mario

Then the car explodes! Sending Mario and Luigi up flying through the air!

"GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried both Mario Brothers.

The Wicked Brothers then look up to see Mario and Luigi both on fire and flying through the air. They both raise their eyebrows. Mario and Luigi then come down on the finishing line. The fire has gone out on them but they look horribly burned.

Luigi groaning in pain. "Well at least we won the race!"

Mario groans also.

Sketch 3 : Mario and Luigi are in a coffee bar sitting at a table.

And now an announcer voice said "And now everybody it's time for Luigi's random thought of the day!"

Mario took a slip of his coffee. "A gold coin for your thoughts, Luigi?"

"How do Zak and Wheezie the two-headed dragon brother and sister from Dragon Tales go to the bathroom? Do they go through the men's room or through the ladies' room. And which way do you think they pee?" Luigi replied

Mario frowned "Luigi. Here's 10 cold coins, next time I ask. Don't answer".

The end for now.

Although do look for other tales of Super Mario Sketch show in the future.