DISCLAIMER: WE LOVE TWILIGHT! UNFORTUNATELY, WE DO NOT OWN IT!
DISCLAIMER #2: WE DO NOT OWN THE EMPORER'S NEW SCHOOL EITHER! :
Hello all, this is eamc06 and evenstarsbreak., teaming up to make the ultimate fan fiction. Okay so it might be a tad bit out of character but we had to get it out of our system. You don't have to review or even read this if you don't want to be scarred for life. Anyway… ONWARD!!
Carlisle POV
I love my kids, but sometimes they are a tad but out of character. It was a Sunday, my day off! What? Day off? I love my kids. I was looking forward to a little alone time with my pumpkin, cupcake face, Esme. When my pixie like daughter, aw man, I love pixie sticks, but hey what can I say, they are sweet powdery goodness, kind of like of like my pumpkin cupcake face, Esme. Anyway, where was I, right, my pixie like daughter, what was her name again? Ali, Alan, Al, Anna, Alex, Amanda, Quasimodo, BINGO!!
Alice POV
"CARLIZZLE!!" I screamed in an overly obnoxious way.
"Yes Quasimodo?" he replied. What did he just call me?? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? I didn't see that one coming. Wait. Yes I did.
Rosalie POV
Where did this drum set come from? Oh well. BA DA BING
Alice POV
oh well.
"CARLIZZLE! EMMETT WON'T TURN THE STUPID SHOW OFF! I HAVE HAD THE THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR HOURS!! IT IS SO ANNOYING! MAKE IT STOP NOW! Please." I screamed in his ear.
"What show exactly Quasimodo?" Carlizzle asked me.
"THE EMPORER'S NEW SCHOOL!"
Edward POV
Ahhh. Bella. I love Bella. I love Bella. Bella Bella Bella Bella. As I was in the midst of making out with Bella, I unfortunately heard Emmett's thoughts.
"OH MY GOSH!! I LOVE THAT SHOW!" I screamed as I ran down to the living room.
"What the eff David Blane!" I heard Bella say after I deserted her on the couch.
Emmett POV
He's on his way to the throne, he's on his way to success.
But he has to go to school, he has to ace that test.
He's an emperor to be and he's totally.
Kuzco: You know it's all about me!
Palace Guards: Exactly!
He's goin' to Kuzco Academy.He has to learn his ABC's.
Don't try to stop him,To top him.
Yzma: To destroy him right?
Kronk: Uh...
K-U-Z-C-O! Kuzco! Kuzco! Go, Go!
He's got the cool. He's got the charm and the looks.
And the hottie that can help him read that thing called book.
He's going to Kuzco Academy. Come on, Kuzco.
Got to fulfill his destiny.
His friends are loyal. It's royal.
They'll help against the foil.
Kuzco: Friends? I thought this was all about me? Heh, Heh! Spell my name again!
K-U-Z-C-O! Kuzco! Kuzco! Go, Go
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