A/N: This is just a drabble I wrote out of boredom while in school. I've been having so many Kingdom hearts muses lately...Anyways, I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

Organization XIII and the Musical Merman

For the remaining Organization XIII members, time passed by rather slowly in The World That Never Was. With little to do beside manipulate Sora, they often found themselves sitting on their butts in the Gray Area, occasionally having to endure one of Xemnas's "All Hail the Glorious Kingdom Hearts" speeches.

It was due to this boredom that they were all very, very thankful when Xemnas called a meeting concerning the Keybearer. Xigbar, Saix, and Luxord all took their respective seats while the Superior peered at a peculiar pool in the center of the room.

A few minutes later, Xemnas began, "There has been a complication involving the Keybearer." Luxord, expecting another ceaseless tirade on cursed Keyblades or Kingdom Hearts, rolled his eyes underneath his hood and pulled out a deck of cards, which he shuffled mindlessly.

Xemnas did not notice this, far too focused on the matter at hand. "He has strayed from the Heartless-infested worlds and has become ensnared in something so pathetic that my heartless body cannot comprehend it."

Xigbar snorted. "As if! What could possibly be more pathetic than what he's already doing?"

Xemnas waved a spray tanned hand toward the pool. Its waters stirred, then frothed to and fro until an image took form. As Saix, Xigbar, and Luxord leaned forward, sound came forth that shook them to the nonexistent core.

"Swim this way we'll dance and we'll play! Now it's very easy, come on in! Just take a chance and shake a fin!" Side by side, Sora and Ariel danced a happy jig that resembled the merman equivalent of a two step.

"As you can see," said Xemnas. "something must be done."

Luxord gaped. "...Don't tell me this is the kid who killed half our members."

"Don't be shy, let the music inside and dance! Dance! Dance!"

"Dear Kingdom Hearts, someone needs to stop that!" Saix exclaimed, pressing two hands against his ear. "It's becoming stuck in my head. What a pitiful song, mindlessly brainwashing beings and Nobodies alike...We should send in the Heartless and get Sora going."

Luxord facepalmed. "For the love of nothing! Why don't we simply just kill Sora ourselves and take what hearts we have? There's plenty enough up there to go around!"

Xemnas brought his fist down. "Bigger is better! I thought you'd know that by now!"

Saix groaned at all this but remained upright. "Our apologies. Shall we send in the Heartless, then?"

The others shrugged as Sora grinned, twirled, swam, and boogied down in Atlantica. "Don't dilly-dally, it's your big finale, sha-la-la!"

Xigbar coughed. "I dunno..."

The instant Donald Duck sang, it was pronounced a unanimous vote.

Personally, I have nothing against Atlantica other than "A New Day is dawning", but it's fun to mess with. Sora goes from slicing and dicing Xaldin to singing about "finny fun"...