"Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape..."
by Jeanne Kathleen Reuel
Not mine. Well, Sapphire is. Noting else. I hope you like. It just sprouted out of nowhere and just having finished my Holloween costume. Review if you want more of Sapphire Morgan's adventures, and if I get really popular, I'll add in Milancee and her summoning class (will be fun for the Final Fantasy fans out there).
"I swear to god, Malfoy is gay. I heard him saying just as I walked by their table 'Professor Snape is hot' I really did" Ron sat at the breakfast table.
"Oh, Ron" interrupted Hermione, buttering her toast. "You must have heard that wrong. Even a gay man could not think that Snape is hot."
"But it's Malfoy," Ron argued.
"Whatever, I have to go, I'll see you in herbology" said Hermione.
"Allow mw to introduce my assistant, Professor Snape" said Professor Sprout. A girl walked in the room. A really hot girl, wearing a Slytherin tie, a white collared shirt buttoned down quite a bit and black Dockers. Ron's mouth fell open as Hermione had to elbow him to get him to breathe. This girl had brown hair and hazel eyes and skin that made her look like she hadn't ever heard of the sun.
A vice from the back of the room hissed "Professor Snape got a sex change"
"I'm not Snape yet, Professor" said the girl. "For now, I'm Sapphire Morgan"
"All right, Professor Morgan then, for the next few months" agreed Sprout jovially. "Professor Morgan is a student teacher this year, and will be working with all of you. I hope we can make her feel welcome"
"Why did you call her Snape?" asked Neville.
Sapphire blushed, and Professor Sprout answered "She is engaged to Professor Severus Snape of the Potions department"
A murmur of interest and snickers rose up from the class. "How the bloody hell did Snape land a chick like that?" was the most common comment from the boys. And "slut" was the most common from the girls, as no girl who wasn't a slut would marry Snape. Or would she?
Sapphire Morgan was cool. From the first class, she displayed her knowledge of herbology. She was smart, and wou;d spend extra time with the students who needed help. She was fond of Neville, and almost every one else, in any house, but was short with them when Slytherns or her fiancé were around.
Most of the girls in the school didn't like her. Except the Slythrins, all of them thought she was an evil slut.
The boys of the school liked her. She wore low cut shirts. And that was motivation enough for them to stay after class for help. Most of the teachers liked her as well, though not all of them trusted her.
And Severus...well, he was her lover. There were more rumors about than half the student body. Woe was Colin Creevy the time he left his potions book in the dungeon, and had to go down to get it. Normally, this would just cause Snape to have a spasm, but this time was worse than normal. Colin got to the basement of the school, and was unpleasantly greeted by the sight of Snape having Sapphire pinned against the wall, making out. Sapphire had to hold Severus back to keep him from killing the camera wielding boy, espically after the flash bulb went off.
The picture was posted in the Gryffindor message board within the hour.
This was shaping up to be a very interesting year.
That was a plot less piece of crap. But it was a start.