Reuploading! This type of thing was a lot more popular whenever I first posted it, but I feel like I should repost my one shots :P
I might start writing new things again soon!
I would change my account's name back to Panda Aru but... Someone else took the pen name, sorry guys...
1. I may not offer people maple syrup.
2. Because they eat all of it..
3. Seriously, ALL of it, as in 27 bottles.
4. I may not stare at Kumaroo for too long
5. It creeps him out, and ends up wasting about a day
6. I should never ask America to come over
7. He eats all my food...Even if it's spoiled.
8. I need to keep my mouth shut when Russia sits on me.
9. Always.
10. Or else he decides lean back and crush my face with his head.
11. I may not ever EVER go watch scary movies with America.
12. Or else I will end up staying over for the night
13. Due to having America turn into a human leech.
14. Not that I'm any better...
15. I need to keep my mouth shut when around England when he's drunk
16. Or else I end up getting hit in the face with a mug
17. And going deaf from England shouting: BAKA into my ear (What does that even mean?)
18. I must never go out to a bar with France
19. Or I will end up almost molested
20. And in a bar fight from France falcon punching my assaulter
21. Which sometimes might be himself
22. I must never go driving with Italy or America
23. They drive like psychopaths
24. I must never insult France's hair, even if I'm joking
25. Or he will spend the rest of the day staring at it and crying
26. Same thing for Poland, except he sends me chain mail instead.
27. I must never EVER EVER EVER get extremely mad at America
28. Because then I end up ranting and making him cry
29. Which is awkward for both of us
30. I must never insult Russia's nose
31. Or else I will get stabbed in the face with his nose and then his pipe
32. I must never insult England's eyebrows
33. Or he will drag me off to a bar or start talking to someone named Flying Mint Bunny
34. I can never EVER go France-mode on Italy
35. Or Germany will beat me to a bloody pulp
36. Or my brother, because he will probably enjoy it
37. Never on Halloween should I ever dress as a bed sheet ghost and scare my brother
38. It will end up in a hospital visit for a broken face
39. Never even MENTION the Revolution to England
40. He'll cry. And then I'll feel bad.
41. Don't ever insult Prussia's 'Awesomeness'
42. Even though Awesomeness isn't even a word
43. If I do...The next morning I wake up sore
44. Very sore.
45. I must never ask to borrow something from Switzerland or Austria
46. They get mad
47. And call me a freeloader
48. I must never ask England who Flying Mint Bunny is
49. Because then he rants
50. I must never touch Russia's scarf
51. Because that might end up in another hospital visit
52. I must never insult his sisters
53. Because that is digging my own grave
54. I must never play Truth or Dare with my family
55. Because they are all perverts when we play.
56. I must never wallow in sadness or self pity
57. Because then I end up running out of Maple Syrup and beer in 2 hours
58. I must never ask America about visiting Florida
59. Because I just figured out what that was
60. I must never invite Netherlands over
61. Because he takes all my pot- I mean... polar bear food...
62. I must never touch England's Eyebrows
63. Because apparently it is similar to what my curl and America's Nantucket are
64. Never ever should I EVER hit on someone, or even seem like I'm hitting on someone whenever America, Prussia, Russia, France, or England are around.
65. Especially America and Prussia
66. Never pretend to be dead
67. Because people will actually leave me there...Or they will believe me, and then leave me...
68. Never play Hide and Seek
69. Because the same thing happens
70. I must never touch one of Greece's cats
71. Or else Egypt will set a jackal on me
72. Or I will get attacked by a bunch of adorable kitties
73. I must never threaten to take away Kumajiro's seal
74. Because if I do he leaves me...
75. I must never speak up at meetings
76. Because then half of the nations get heart attacks
77. I must never agree with anyone during a fight
78. Because then they get mad
79. And then I'm left
80. Never should I try to ride Kumajiro
81. He almost suffocated when I do anyway
82. Never should I wear America's bomber jacket
83. Last time I did it had a fucking 51 on it
84. I'm not your state, America!
85. Never should I keep my doors unlocked at night
86. Last time I did Russia was curled up next to me
87. Prussia and America were knocked out next to the bed
88. Don't ever allow Prussia to kiss me in public
89. Because then he goes further
90. And further
91. And further
92. Until we have to hide in a bush so I can pry him off my Vital Regions
93. Never let anyone touch my curl
94. Because then they won't stop
95. Never should I play chess with Poland
96. Because then he cheats, since when is 'Poland RULE!' a rule in chess?
97. Never should I play pranks on America
98. Because they always lead on to prank wars
99. And then we both end up in the hospital
100. Never should I EVER try to dress Kumajiro up in a cute outfit that has frills.
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