Disclaimer: I do not own PJO, Rick Riordan does. This is just for fun, even though I'm not particularly fond of Twilight, I don't mean to offend any of you who write stories like these!
Dear Fanfiction,
Whatever you may think, the insufferable girl known as Bella Swan is NOT a goddess or a demigod! She is not married to any of us. She is not my sister either! Hello, the oath? I'm the only child of Poseidon! I don't even know who this girl is!
Kindly, stop writing these horrible stories.
The Gods and Percy Jackson
I know these kind of stories are overdone but they're funny and I love writing this.