It was their first day at Station Square Harbor Vocational Technical High School of the Arts. It has been 150 year since Sonic and the Gangs' Grate-Grate-Great Grandparent had caused the collapse of the Confedorate States of Station Square. And ewerybody was healphy and happy, happy that they stopped dying of dysentery 150 year ago. Sonic woak up late becaus his roommate, Drew, hadnt' woaken him op. Sonic say'd: "I am so hate at you, Drew. Why di'dnt you woke me op?" But Drew couldn't' here him because Drew wass alredy out the door an on his way two sckool. Drew fergot too woke Sonic op becaus he cooldn't wait two cee his favorit cousin, Frank. Speeking of Frank. Le'ts see how his dayy was going….
Frank waked up an then grabed a peace of cold pizza frum the frige an then decide to waked up his roommate Tails by slappign Tails with the pizza and Tails was mad becouse he want'd the last peace of pizza. Tails got out of bed. Frank said "Wake up, buttnuts!" And slaped Tails with Tails's bowling trophy that was on Tail's dressor. Tails say'd "Skrew uoy, assdick!" They than went out to ate brekefast at Toca Bell, wehre Frank got a tako and a Mountain Dew: Baja Blast and Tail got a buriteo and a Mountain Dew: Sangrita Blast. Frank an Tails eated theyre food and than said "Let's frisking go to sckool, you nerd!" And then they wnet too sckool. Frank pulled out his Zune and startd jamming out to "The Authority Song (The Jimmy Eat World vershin not the John Meloncamp vershin)," by Jimmy Eat World.
It's how the hustle goes, see what the jukebox knows.
Put my last quarter on, I play "Authority Song".
Honesty or mystery?
Tell me I'm not scared anymore.
I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I?
I don't seem obvious do I?
The DJ never has it, Automatic.
If those were Roy's headphones, you bet he'd play "What Goes On".
Honesty or mystery?
Tell me I'm not scared anymore.
I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I?
I don't seem obvious do I?
Oh I'm here, that means something doesn't it?
Oh won't you dance with me a little bit?
Oh you don't notice, I guess the music's too loud.
It's how the hustle goes, see what the jukebox knows.
Put my last quarter on, I play "Authority Song".
Honesty or mystery?
Tell me I'm not scared anymore.
Say anything you want already I'm not scared anymore.
Honesty or mystery?
Want something else?
Just tell me I'm not scared anymore.
I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I?
I don't seem obvious do I?
Frank ad Tails then keptt walkin to high sckool. Frank and Tails saw Sonic and Drew and where about to catch up when they heard a voices. "Hey, cool buddies!" It was Justin and Mason, the sckool's totally cool guys. Everbody shipped them. Frank thought, "Oh boy, here we are going."