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y'ello everyone! it's me again... I know you're probably sick of me already... but.... oh what the hell! here's my new story, hope you enjoy... cos if you don't!...
interviewer: hallo! today we is gonna talk to some random anime characters, wow! anyways, everyone say hi to kai hiwatari!
applause
kai walks on stage and glares at the audience. he looks really censored off.
kai: hmfh! if I knew you were going to be that happy, I wouldn't have bothered to come on to the flamin show.. I am so going to see my manager about this. besides, I'm missin a murderdolls concert! I'll come back later... preferably when you're all dead! ha!
he walks off stage but is stopped by the interviewer.
interviewer: hey don't be like that! we have a special guest for you.
kai: if it's not an axe welding murderer, threatening to kill you, then I don't care.
interviewer: no....
kai: well who is it? thinks to himself this is a waste of time.
interviewer: audience, give a big hand to.... rachkai! applause
rachkai walks on stage, kai blushes as she trips over some cables
rachkai: stupid censored cables!!
she spots kai and smiles
rachkai: hi kai!
kai: stammering h-h-hhhelloo rrachkai...
rachkai stands next to kai and kisses him. kai smiles
interviewer: ahh, I think young kai has found love!
kai stops kissing rk and turns to the audience
kai: BURN IN HELL ASSHOLE!
audienceinterviewer:
kai: don't ever say that again, or I will get my grandpa to kill you, or worse...
interviewer: what could possibly be worse than death?
kai: two things, 1:being turned into a test tube baby!
rachkai: Nooo!
kai: and B: spending an eternity with sponge bob square pants
rachkai: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
interviewer: oh god no!
audience: ooohhh...
interviewer: yeah.. anyways, kai do you know how to count to ten?
kai: no-I mean yes!
interviewer: well go for it then.
kai: umm.. okay then. he starts to count, but is struggling one, um.. two... seven.. car...bon-bons.. ummm...sixty-three.. eleventy! there said it!
rachkai: wow! that was so cool!
she kisses kai and he blushes.
interviewer: rolls eyes perleeesse...
kai: you're just jealous, I mean you are so ugly, that it would be a miracle if someone asked you out-or they could have a very severe eye problem-which I doubt.
the interviewer turns to the audience, who are hanging on every word. he looks at them and asks them what they think.
interviewer: come-on people, do you think I am that ugly?
the audience scream and run out, the ratings person comes onstage to complain.
r.p: what the hell happened?!
coordinator: erm.. sir.. I believe we have just lost our audience.
r.p: I can censored well see that... how many of our viewers are left?
coordinator: well, at the start, we had about 6 million viewers, but now we have only two million.. most of them are either partially sighted- or blind.
r.p: shocking! totally shocking!! this is a live show, and you are showing this crap!? it's not even after 9pm... and who's face was that?
interviewer: mine, sir....I.. I'm sorry...
r.p: my god! you look like kai hiwatari's arse!
kai: he- hem...
r.p: who are you?
kai: I happen to be kai hiwatari... and my arse is ten times better than that retard over there.points to the interviewer
r.p: you are fired.points to kai
kai: who, me?
r.p: yeah you!
kai: but I don't work for you.
r.p: well would you like a job?
kai: yeh.. sure whatever.
r.p: great, now you're fired. ha!
kai: why you! punches the interviewer
interviewer: hey! what was that for?!
kai: I dunno.. I guess I just felt like it.
the ratings person turns to the interviewer and shouts at him
r.p: you- ugly, you're fired!!
interviewer: damn! I'll sue you!
r.p: no. I don't think you will.
interviewer: okay, this is just great, first my wife leaves me, then I find out my dog died, and now I have no job! and get this... I don't even have a flamin dog! goood bye! walks out and slams the door. a plant pot falls and hits him on the head. he yells censored!!
the ratings person turns to the audience and sees that they have all come back.
r.p: excellent.... now.. after the break we'll be talking to another guest, we'll also have a new presenter.
he walks off stage while talking to himself, he doesn't realise that his mic is still on.
r.p: stupid censored! why are they so censored! why I aught to censored, censored, censored, censored, censored !!!!!
the audience are shocked, r.p notices what he has done, so with one last censored he turned his mic off.....