I am Karkat Vantas and I swear to god, my job sucks. Strippers, strippers everywhere. How the fuck would I know you ask? Because I am one. 24 years old, Associates degree in medicine and STILL a stripper! The FUCK? I didn't want to be like this. Not in a million years, but with nowhere to go and no money I had one place I could go. I am apparentally good since I get good pay (which I despise myself for) but still live with my forever "furrend" Nepeta. Who, thank god, is not a stripper. And ALSO, not to forget my annoying ass brother Kankri. Who, thankfully, I do not live with. Now please at least TRY to brave my epic/utterly disturbing adventure through lord knows what.

-Sincerely, Karkat Vantas

A/N: wow can't wait to start this adventure up this is just to summary I'll start the next chapter as soon as possible. hope you enjoy my probably horrible story :-)