NOTE: Yes, I know that Arthur Weasley knows more about
Muggles than this, and I'm probably going to get flamed for it,
but I'm putting it up anyway just because I get a kick out of
picturing him singing this. :) --- Veela the Weird

PART OF THE MUGGLE WORLD
by Veela
based on "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has everything?

To me Muggle things
Are worth more than gold
And the Burrow is filled
With all that it will hold
Looking around here you'd think
Sure... he's got everything...

I've got spark plugs and wires aplenty
I've got bat'ries and clockwork galore
You want fluorescent bulbs? I've got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal...
I want more...

I want to be where the Muggles are
I want to see a life without magic
Flying around in their... what do you call 'em? Oh yeah... planes
Waiting for owl post just takes too long
Fellytones help you be right there with them
Or just take a car or get on the next... the machines on rails... oh yeah, train

Out where floo's an unheard of thing
Where brooms are only used for sweeping
How strange it'd be
If I could be
Part of that world

Can't you just see
Unmagical me
Isn't it funny?
Wouldn't it be great
To obliviate
And start all again
Betcha that they
Can get by okay
Bet they aren't all obsessed with money
I'd live in joy
Without Malfoy
Or Fudge, and then...

I'd be ready to know what the Muggles know
Ask them my questions and get some answers
What's 'lectric'ty, and how's it get into a phone?
I want to own CDs by the stack
I want to buy out Radio Shack
I want to see....
What's on TV.....
In the Muggle world.....