Barts Bad Day
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Bart Simpson was bored...And when that happens disaster isn't far behind.
And what's on today's Itinerary of chaos? Why throwing glue balloons from atop an overpass during the bike race!
SMASH! CRASH! BANG!
The race is in disarray as bikes get gummed up, people crash(and stick) together, and the pavement grinds away many ponds of flesh.
Meanwhile, Bart laughs at the whole thing! Suddenly he hears police sirens.
Well, time to split. Thinks Bart to himself as he gets up- only to have the chair he's on come up with him!
Bart groans. Dang! I must have spilled some glue on the chair by accident! Well, no time to get it loose, that box of doughnuts I left at the other side of the overpass won't distract the cops for much longer!
And so bart runs with the chair dragging behind him; soon he see's the emergency bolt hole/slide he'd prepared in the nearby bushes.
"Home Free!" Shouts Bart as he jumps into the hole-
RIP!
Bart looks up in horror as the chair stays lodged in the hole...as dose his pants.
At the bottom Bart briefly considers climbing back up to retrieve them-
"Hey Chief! There's something over here! I think it's a chair!" Shouts Lou from above.
Not having any other option; Bart runs deeper into the woods. The cops are close behind...
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Chief Wiggum pants in exhaustion. Why did they always make him run? Suddenly he see's a ghostly red apparition. "A ghost! Kill it! Kill it!"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
The thing falls to the ground dead; Lou inspects it. "Uh, Chief it's just a bird wearing a red shirt."
"Good enough for me! Book it and take it down town!"
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Bart let's out a sigh of relief as he watches the cops leave. Dang...I really liked that shirt too...Oh well, at least the worst is behind me.
He then spots a penny on the ground. Alright, my luck is turning already! He says to himself as he bends down-
RIP!
Bart groans. I just had to have that extra Poptart for breakfast. Bart thought in irritation as he saw his underwear fall apart.
Embarrassed, Bart covers himself...then realizes. Wait, what am I doing? There's no one around for miles!
With this happy thought. Bart whistles and walks through the forest; and near a clearing-
Where Jenny, Darcy, Gina Vendetti, Nikki McKenna, Mary Spuckler, Jessica lovejoy, Sherrie, and Terrie are setting up camp-
Oh, **** me. Whimpered Bart...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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