Captain Hook's Personal Diary

by Unanimously Anonymous

Captain Hook can't be a bloodthirsty pirate all the time. He needs to express his true feelings too. That's why he secretly kept a diary to de-stress at the end of a long day. Experience Hook like never before. Even read *gasp* a poem.

1. DO NOT OPEN

Private Property of Captain J. Hook

DO NOT OPEN

Anyone who so much as looks at this
WILL WALK THE PLANK!