Godzilla vs. Pong
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This seems like a rather strange combination, wouldn't you say?
Godzilla, Rodan, and King Ghidorah were all on Monster Island during the daytime, with Rodan and Ghidorah watching Godzilla playing pong.
"Isn't that boring?" Ghidorah lampshaded as he moved his three heads about, talking with his middle head. "It's nothing but a white pong ball hitting two lines. It just seems so boring."
Godzilla moved the joypad about as he stuck his tongue out, ignoring Ghidorah's remark. "The gameplay is so smooth and perfect! It's the best game I have ever played!"
Rodan rolled his eyes. "It's the only game you ever played, Godzilla." He chuckled.
Suddenly, the old fashioned wooden television set that Godzilla was playing pong on shook violently, with the white pong ball bouncing out of the tv set and appearing in front of the three reptilian monsters, with the pong ball increasing its size.
"You three sure seem pretty weird!" The pong ball exclaimed in a high pitched, feminine voice. "You're nothing like my creator!"
Godzilla bent down as he eyed the pong ball. "I could say the same thing for you, pong ball. What are you doing out of the television?"
The pong ball sighed as it bounced. "I'm bored of endlessly hitting those two paddles! I want to do something with my life!" The pong ball then began absorbing the radiation off of Godzilla and Rodan as it got much, much bigger. "Now I'm gonna go and terrorize this strange new world!"
"What?" Godzilla, Rodan, and Ghidorah all gawked as the pong ball rolled over all three of them, flattening them like pancakes as it left the island, heading northward towards Japan as the two pong paddles jumped out of the wooden television screen and followed. It was going to be a long day.