We're off to see my mother, Lord Beastmaster is best of all!
By Anaka Mytyko
Disclaimer: No I don't own any of the characters here. However, I do own this story. No I'm not getting any money from it..blah blah blah you've seen this all before.
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Anaka: We begin our story with the gang from Slayers walking along in your basic forest.
Chapter 1
Gourry: Lina, are we there yet?
Lina: no
Gourry: Where are we going?
Lina: um…honestly I don't know. Xel is taking us.
Zelgadiss: Hmph… I still don't trust him. Where are you taking us Xelloss?!
Amelia: I think we should give Mr. Xelloss a chance. Perhaps he's finally learned to be one with the side of Justice!
Xelloss: ^_^ that is a secret! I can't tell where we are going. Don't worry, Zelly-poo I won't kill you
Zelgadiss: …*disturbed*
Lina: WHERE ARE WE GOING? *menacing look*
Xelloss: hehe… I'm taking you to see an old friend.
Filia: an old friend? WHY would we want to meet one of YOUR friends?
Xelloss: Because Fi, she told me to take you to her.
Lina: She? So exactly who is this mystery friend of yours?
Xelloss: You'll meet her when we get there. Oh and one more thing… You'll need to wear these while we wait for the boat! *holds out five blindfolds*
Filia: I'm not wearing that.
Xelloss: Oh? And I suppose you'd want pink though right?
Filia ...No! I'M JUST NOT WEARING SOMETHING YOU GIVE ME!
Xelloss: *sigh* Ryuzoku are so stubborn.
Filia: What did you say?
Xelloss: *hehe* nothing *usual smile*
Amelia: Come on Ms. Filia, we have to give him a chance.
Xelloss: I *have* to take you to this place, Filia.
Filia: Well I'm not going
Lina: Fine stay here. *puts on a blindfold*
Gourry: uh..*puts one on too*
Zelgadiss: I'm staying with Fi-aghh!
Xelloss: Fi-agh?
Amelia: *jumps on Zel and puts blindfold on him* You are, too, coming with! In the name of justice we must give Xelloss a chance!!
Zelgadiss: I've given him a chance to shut up… it didn't work. Doesn't that count?
Amelia: NO!
Filia: *walks off before being dragged with*
Xelloss: *sigh again* She must make this hard. *teleports to Filia, quickly straps on the blindfold, and puts a collar and leash on her, then teleports back with her* There we go!
Filia: XELLOSS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! *tries to run but gets pulled back because Xel still has the leash* LET ME GO!
Xelloss: *laughs* Silly dragon. I'm gonna keep you on this leash like a dog until you learn to behave. I can't have dragons misbehaving when I'm visiting my mother! ^_^
Lina: Your mother? I thought you said that we were visiting and old friend?
Xelloss: well you see… she's my master, and since she told me to bring you all to her then I must. Which means you too, Fifi!
Filia: Fifi?
Xelloss: I'm keeping you like a dog. Why not name you like a dog?
Filia: *fuming mad, tail sticks out* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!
Xelloss: *sends electric down the metal and knocks Filia out* I told you not to misbehave! Now look and see what you've made me done! *drags her along to the shore as a big purple boat suddenly appears* That's our ride! *directs everyone onboard*
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Anaka: woo hoo! Chapter 1 is done, now to number 2! Our heroes and um…middle half and half people *coughXellosscoughcough* are currently onboard the S.S. Storyboatwithnonamebutanakaneededtofillspacesoshedecidedthiswouldwork! What mysteries await them?
Xelloss: Um… why did you name my boat that?
Anaka: Um..cuz I can! Now to all you out there PLEASE REVIEW! I'm not finished and I don't plan on making this like 10 chapters… but review so you can boast the self-esteem I lost when writing this! YAY!
By Anaka Mytyko
Disclaimer: No I don't own any of the characters here. However, I do own this story. No I'm not getting any money from it..blah blah blah you've seen this all before.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anaka: We begin our story with the gang from Slayers walking along in your basic forest.
Chapter 1
Gourry: Lina, are we there yet?
Lina: no
Gourry: Where are we going?
Lina: um…honestly I don't know. Xel is taking us.
Zelgadiss: Hmph… I still don't trust him. Where are you taking us Xelloss?!
Amelia: I think we should give Mr. Xelloss a chance. Perhaps he's finally learned to be one with the side of Justice!
Xelloss: ^_^ that is a secret! I can't tell where we are going. Don't worry, Zelly-poo I won't kill you
Zelgadiss: …*disturbed*
Lina: WHERE ARE WE GOING? *menacing look*
Xelloss: hehe… I'm taking you to see an old friend.
Filia: an old friend? WHY would we want to meet one of YOUR friends?
Xelloss: Because Fi, she told me to take you to her.
Lina: She? So exactly who is this mystery friend of yours?
Xelloss: You'll meet her when we get there. Oh and one more thing… You'll need to wear these while we wait for the boat! *holds out five blindfolds*
Filia: I'm not wearing that.
Xelloss: Oh? And I suppose you'd want pink though right?
Filia ...No! I'M JUST NOT WEARING SOMETHING YOU GIVE ME!
Xelloss: *sigh* Ryuzoku are so stubborn.
Filia: What did you say?
Xelloss: *hehe* nothing *usual smile*
Amelia: Come on Ms. Filia, we have to give him a chance.
Xelloss: I *have* to take you to this place, Filia.
Filia: Well I'm not going
Lina: Fine stay here. *puts on a blindfold*
Gourry: uh..*puts one on too*
Zelgadiss: I'm staying with Fi-aghh!
Xelloss: Fi-agh?
Amelia: *jumps on Zel and puts blindfold on him* You are, too, coming with! In the name of justice we must give Xelloss a chance!!
Zelgadiss: I've given him a chance to shut up… it didn't work. Doesn't that count?
Amelia: NO!
Filia: *walks off before being dragged with*
Xelloss: *sigh again* She must make this hard. *teleports to Filia, quickly straps on the blindfold, and puts a collar and leash on her, then teleports back with her* There we go!
Filia: XELLOSS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! *tries to run but gets pulled back because Xel still has the leash* LET ME GO!
Xelloss: *laughs* Silly dragon. I'm gonna keep you on this leash like a dog until you learn to behave. I can't have dragons misbehaving when I'm visiting my mother! ^_^
Lina: Your mother? I thought you said that we were visiting and old friend?
Xelloss: well you see… she's my master, and since she told me to bring you all to her then I must. Which means you too, Fifi!
Filia: Fifi?
Xelloss: I'm keeping you like a dog. Why not name you like a dog?
Filia: *fuming mad, tail sticks out* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!
Xelloss: *sends electric down the metal and knocks Filia out* I told you not to misbehave! Now look and see what you've made me done! *drags her along to the shore as a big purple boat suddenly appears* That's our ride! *directs everyone onboard*
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Anaka: woo hoo! Chapter 1 is done, now to number 2! Our heroes and um…middle half and half people *coughXellosscoughcough* are currently onboard the S.S. Storyboatwithnonamebutanakaneededtofillspacesoshedecidedthiswouldwork! What mysteries await them?
Xelloss: Um… why did you name my boat that?
Anaka: Um..cuz I can! Now to all you out there PLEASE REVIEW! I'm not finished and I don't plan on making this like 10 chapters… but review so you can boast the self-esteem I lost when writing this! YAY!