A/N: Yay, my first story! I spent about two hours writing this, and was drove insane by the Disney Castle music! :-D

Anyway, please read and review, as this is my first story and I need help! Thanks! ^_^

"Are you sure this is the right way to Disney Castle?" A young boy complained to a silver-haired teen in front of him. The two were trudging along at an incredibly slow pace, most likely because they were lost. People (or animals, really) were dashing everywhere. Today appeared to be a busy day for the residents of Disney Town.

"For the last time, Sora... I DON'T KNOW!" The silver teen shouted, staring at the poor younger boy with a stare of pure murder. The brunette, who must have been Sora, whimpered and held his hands up to protect himself from any blows. The other boy sighed before grabbing Sora's wrist and dragging him along,

"Come on. The King still wants to see us." He informed Sora, as he unwillingly pulled the twice-saviour of the universe along behind him. Sora stuck his feet into the stone path, refusing to move.

"I don't wanna go. Knowing the King, he's going to have really bad news." He stated, slapping off the other teen's wrist, crossing his arms in a stubborn matter and pouting to emphasize his refusal to move.

"You'd rather be lost in a town as busy as this?" His friend asked, crossing his arms and sighing. He wasn't too chuffed with his best friend's behaviour. It was quite a busy town, and he just wanted to meet up with a certain mouse-king and get this over with. The sooner, the better.

"Yeah, Riku. I would!" Sora yelled his reply, causing the town-folks to stop their daily routine and stare at the two youngsters having a fight. Animals leaned into each other and gossiped about the strange arrivals.

"Are they really the two boys that saved all worlds?"

"Mummy, why does one of them have grey hair?"

"Yeah! And the other guy's hair; is that natural?"

"C'mon, Sora. We're drawing attention to ourselves now. Let's go!" Riku gave Sora a Chinese Burn (with one hand) and pulled his wrist with his right hand. Sora was using his free hand to rub the Chinese Burn Riku had afflicted onto his poor right arm. It was really red and sore, throbbing painfully as his heart pumped blood around his body.

"Awwww…. Riku, did you really have to do that?" He complained, kicking his friend in the back. Riku turned around, let go of the boy's wrist, and shook him by the shoulders. His anger point had just been crossed over, and when Riku was in a bad mood...

... It signalled the beginning of the end of the world.

"Come on Sora. You think I'm enjoying having to drag you across a town while we're lost and hungry and having the second most annoying thing ever beside me!" Riku ranted, causing Sora to put his hands behind his spiky hair and cock his head in confusion. His wrist had fully recovered (almost), and he was back to his old goofy self.

"If I'm the second most annoying thing ever, then who's first?" He asked, swinging his head from side to side. He couldn't think of many people that were annoying. There was Riku himself, who had turned evil and attempted to kill him. Thankfully, the two had since forgiven each other. Then there was Donald, with his ability to never heal Sora when he had needed it the most. Goofy, who had almost knocked the poor brunette out several times with his shield. Then there was...

"Hmm…. Draw between Kairi and Xemnas." Riku smirked, putting his hand into his trouser pocket. The brunette broke out of his thoughts, stared back at Riku in surprise at his answer, and came to a conclusion.

Quite a few people were annoying.

"How's Kairi annoying?" Sora asked, curious to find out why Riku found her annoying. It hardly helped that he had a tendency to blush wildly whenever Riku or anyone else even thought her name.

...Sora couldn't read minds or anything, but still...

"She always got kidnapped, Sora. We had to save her…" Riku started to count with his fingers. "Three times in two years. That's really annoying, no offense or anything." He shook his head in amazement, and then his face paled. If Sora was to tell the red head that, he would be...

"Don-Don't tell Kairi that. She'll never leave me alone!" He begged of Sora. The young boy smiled and ruffled Riku's silver hair. Finally, something that he could blackmail Riku with. After all, he had an embarrassing picture, which if Kairi was to ever see, she would most likely run away in horror and pretend to not know him.

"Of course not. Now, how's Xemnas annoying? He's kinda dead, no offense." He looked at Riku in befuddlement. True, the battle that they had endured was difficult, but it was no less difficult than Ansem.

"My arm still hasn't healed after one of those damn lightsabers…"

"Ahem." Sora interrupted, coughing in an important matter.

"Oh, yeah. Sorry. After those damn Ethereal Blades sliced my arm, Sora. It's been three months now. Three months and I still have a sore arm." The silver boy held up a bandaged arm to make his point clear, "And lightsabers sounds cooler."

"I know, Riku. But we can't use that name because…"

"Um, excuse me, please." Sora was being tapped gently on his shoulder. He turned around to see a cow animal, about the same height as him. She wore a basic dress with high boots.

"I overheard your entire conversation. You two boys are looking for The King's Castle, correct?" She asked, cupping her two hands together. Sora and Riku glanced at each other and shrugged their shoulders.

"Um… Yeah. You could say that. Why? Did you know where it is?" Riku asked, putting his hand onto his hips. The woman nodded and pointed past them.

"It's right behind you." She stated, causing Sora and Riku to turn around slowly. They saw a huge gate and the all-too-familiar blinding whiteness of a huge castle. The sky was as clear as day, and a group of birds flew past the boys as their mouths failed to function properly.

"We're idiots!" They both shouted at the same time in plain horror.

A/N: My failure at an attempt of humour. C:

Hope the description was good, Sora and Riku weren't OOC, and the other things too.

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