Naruto (—ナルト—NARUTO)© Masashi Kishimoto
Ninja Dating Plot and Original Characters Belong to Me.
BlueSkye21 Presents
N-I-N-J-A- D-A-T-I-N-G
Longing.
a prolonged unfulfilled desire or need
having or showing desire or need a longing look
Kakashi was longing for a relationship.
He was lonely
Bored
And his life was dull.
It was the same repetitive routine everyday. Sleep; Shower; Eat; Mission; Read Icha Icha; eat some more; shower; sleep every single day, and while he enjoyed reading Icha Icha very much it was just not enough anymore.
Sighing heavily he stood and walked out the door deciding to head to the bookstore.
Kakashi was scanning over books when:
Are you lonely?
He looked around startled. Where had that voice come from?
Well?
"Hello?" He spoke out loud drawing attention from a man on his right.
"Yes?"
I'm in your head you retarded cow nipple![1]
"A-ah nevermind."
The man looked at him strangely and nodded.
'Who are you?" Kakashi asked mentally
I am your fairy god authoress
'Fairy god author?'
Yes, yes now answer my question
'What question?'
You dumb fuck pay attention *mentally bitchslapped*
'Ow, hey y—
Are you lonely?
'What does that-
Just answer the damned question!
'Yes.'
Are longing for a relationship?
'How did you know?'
Because I'm a pimp, now I want you to walk to the second shelf of books in the front of the store.
Kakashi did what his god authoress told him and walked to the second shelf.
'Now what?'
Squat
'What?'
Squat
'Ookaay?'
Again he did what he was ordered.
Now do repeated pelvic thrust and wave your arms around
'What!'
Kidding, now seriously clap your hands together in the concentration sign.
Good now close your eyes and say OUTLOUD:
I kissed a girl and I liked it
"I kissed a girl and I liked it." Kakashi whispered
Louder~
"I kissed a girl and I liked it."
Come on, you can do better than that
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" He semi-shouted, which earned him a few strange looks
PREACH IT PLAYA~
'But—
Do it
'I just-
DO IT
"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!"
*Silence*
Kakashi opened his eyes to see many people staring at him like he had two heads. He could feel his cheeks heat up from under his mask.
Slowly someone began clapping
Then some others
Even the old lady behind the register.
"ALRIGHT DUDE!"
"WAY TO GO BRO!"
—
'Hey! You just—
Hahahahah hah ha Lol that was Hilarious~
'Alright that's it! I'm—
*Poof*
Kakashi coughed and waved the smoke out of his face. He looked around and realized he was no longer in the bookstore but at his home…
In bed
'Was it…was it just a dream?'
No
'Then how—
I shot you with my ten year bazooka[2]. Now your ten years in the future~
'Really?'
No
'…'
…-_-"
'So…'
Yeah so Look at your lap
He looked down to see…
A medium sized red book. The cover said:
The Dating Guide for Ninjas:
This guide is for silver head hobknockers who are lonely and read porn publicly.
By:Aozora
'Hmmm. Hey what's a hobknocker?'[3]
It's a *whisper*
'Oh…wow that's just gross.'
I know right.
Kakashi shook his head and opened the book:
The following tactics of ninja dating work together to generate maximum surprise and confusion towards the ninjas true intentions. If the tactics are successful, the target will end up in a relationship with the ninja without ever having a chance to reject them.
Prologue: Your Mission
Chapter 1/Step 1: Acquiring a Target
Chapter 2/Step 2: Disguised Infiltration
Chapter 3/Step 3: Shadow Ambush
Chapter 4/Optional: Smoke Bomb Escape
*An unsuspecting female target has no chance against an experienced ninja dater, because the female's natural power in determining the status of the relationship cannot exercised if the relationship is vague.*
I suggest you start reading after a good nights rest
'But it's not even—
Goodnight
And he blacked out…
To Be Continued
BlueSkye21: Soooo any comments
Kakashi:*Unconscious*
BlueSkye21: -_-'
[1] Haha, I got that from and her story blood lust on . Really good Story you guys should read it and comment for her to update XD
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[2] Anyone know where that's from?
[3] hobknocker: A large hairy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly Australian).