Chapter One
The Invite
Note: This will be the only note I'll have at the beginning of the chapters. Since this is for fun, I'd like to keep all the serious stuff at the END. So...
ON WITH THE STORY!
A party invite. Yup, definitely a party invite.
Turning the pink envelope around and around in his hands, Ritsu raised an eyebrow.
"Hey, Ritsu, were out of tofu chicken aga- OOOHHH! PINK!"
The envelope was snatched out of his hand by his hyperactive cousin, who immediately hugged the envelope to his chest.
"Who's it from?" he giggled.
"I don't know. I haven't opened it yet." Ritsu rolled his eyes.
Luke smiled, opening the seal. Reading the letter, he squealed with delight.
"A COSTUME PARTY!" he cheered. "We're BOTH invited to a COSTUME PARTY!"
Ritsu grabbed the letter, reading its contents.
Dear Onodera Ritsu,
You, and your cousin, Ichiro Lukiko, are invited to my costume party. It's two days from when you get this letter...if you're wondering how I know you got this letter two days before the party, don't bother. You'll never find out. So, you're invited, and I'll be waiting.
Ta-ta!
-XxYourYaoiGirlxX
"Who's 'Your Yaoi Girl'?" Ritsu asked, scratching his head.
"Oh, she's a...'friend' of mine!" Luke giggled. "Oh, Ritsu, we should start planning our costumes! I have the perfect one for me! But, what should you be? Oh, how about a ballerina?! Or maybe an angel?"
Luke suddenly gasped.
"I know! A MAID!"
"HELL NO!" Ritsu shrieked. "ANYTHING but that!"
Luke smirked evilly.
"...'Anything'?"
"When I said 'anything'...I didn't think you'd say something like THIS!"
Ritsu looked down, embarrassed beyond belief, at the plaid skirt he wore. You guessed it...he was a school girl.
"You said ANYTHING. This fits inside the rules of ANYTHING." Luke giggled, bouncing up in down in his bunny rabbit costume.
To be honest, he looked rather adorable in it. One bunny ear was slightly crooked, giving him an innocent look.
'I think he lost his innocence a long time ago...' Ritsu thought, turning the corner.
He still wondered how Luke know exactly where the party was when the invite had contained no information at all. But, he just shrugged it off.
This was his cousin after all.
"Wow...that's a lot of people." Luke gasped, making Ritsu look in the same direction.
His mouth almost hit the floor. Standing in front of him was a building full of more than four hundred people, maybe a thousand.
"...those are probably all of her OC's." Luke giggled. "Come on, let's go look for your sexy co-workers."
As they walked through the crowd, Ritsu could feel some of the guys in the building staring at him and his cousin as they walked by. He felt uncomfortable, especially when one whistled.
"...If I live through tonight, I'm burning this thing." he muttered, pouting a bit.
"Ah, loosen up." Luke whispered. "Enjoy the attention! You have to be an attention whore at least ONCE in your life!"
"Yeah, and I think you've passed that limit a few times too many..." Ritsu hissed.
Luke glared at him, shaking the little pink tail he had on his black skirt. As they continued to look for their friends, Ritsu noticed that there were more male people than female.
"What's with all the sexism?" he asked his cousin.
"Oh, she isn't being sexist." Luke shook his head. "She just couldn't grasp a way or form of writing about women and men falling in love, she is such a yaoi fangirl. So, she had only a few female characters. She hardly uses them, though."
Ritsu nodded, somehow understanding what his cousin meant by 'characters'.
"Oh, there they are!" Luke smiled, and suddenly stopped, gasping.
"What now?" Ritsu asked curiously.
Luke began to giggle.
"I think I chose the right costume for you." he laughed, pointing at someone.
Ritsu eyes looked in the direction her had pointed, and he went wide-eyed.
He regretted even allowing his cousin to buy this costume because, there, just a few steps away, was Masamune Takano.
Wearing a school boy costume.
-Crazy Character Time-
Ritsu: ...I would never wear a school girl costume.
Takano: You would if I ordered you to.
Me: Actually, he'd do it no matter what if the fangirls, such as me, made him. He really would have no choice.
Happy Luke: ...if he weren't my cousin. *dirty thoughts*
Takano: *growl* Back off, he's mine.
Shy Luke: ...a-actually, he h-hasn't confessed y-yet...
Takano: Shut up, fag.
Happy Luke: HEY! He's like my twin! ...hey, maybe I can do things with HIM!
*Hikaru and Kaoru pop out of nowhere*
H&K: TWINCEST IS WINCEST!
Me: WTF?! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS COME FROM?! IS MY MIND JUST GONNA RANDOMLY ALLOW PEOPLE TO GENERATE INTO THIS FANFIC?!
So, whaddya guys think? It's just something I'll write for fun along with CoM. And, btw,
THIS. HAS. NOTHING. TO. DO. WITH. CoM.
It's just an idea. It takes place in the same 'universe' as CoM, but, has nothing to do with the plot.
And, yes, Kyoya will be here.
Who else am I to ship with Luke? (Don't you even DARE say An-chan. That bitch got mental problems!)
ADIOS MY BANANAS!
YAOI SALUTE! ;)