Juliet has
TRIPLETS!
Artemis, Butler and Juliet were all laughing at a joke, when suddenly…
Juliet: ARGH! FUCKING HELL ARTEMIS, I'M HAVING KIDS!
Artemis: Now come on Juliet this is the fourth time you've gone into labour now and its just not funny any more!
Juliet: No! Really!
Artemis: What EVER! Boy who cried wolf!
Juliet: You're so childish!
Artemis: Err, yeah, I am one!
Juliet: Don't you even care about our children Artemis?
Artemis: No not really.
Juliet: If you don't get me into hospital soon, the kids are going to die!
Artemis: Butler, call the hospital, tell them never, EVER, to send an ambulance to this address!
Juliet: You're a MURDERER!
Artemis: Thank you!
Juliet: Well you let, Holly and Minerva's children into the world!
Artemis: Ok, with Minerva, I wasn't even there, and I truly love Holly! Ok? I don't love YOU! I just slept with you a couple of times.
Butler: I'm sorry Artemis, but I have to call an ambulance. These kids are family. I cant have kids of my own I'm too ugly. I'll adopt them if you want…
Artemis: Eww, she's your sister!
Juliet: I'm sorry Dom, but I'd rather let them die.
Butler: Fine then, but I'm definitely calling an ambulance.
Artemis: Whatever. Just make sure you kill me once the babies are born.
Artemis, Butler and Juliet call an ambulance and go to the hospital. Artemis calls the others and tells them to meet him there.
A couple of hours later, Juliet is sat in hospital trying her best to hold three little babies. Minerva and Holly are holding their kids and Artemis is trying to stab himself with a blunt pair of scissors.
Foaly: I feel sorry for the father of these lot.
Butler: Who is the father anyway? I'll kill him when I find him!
Artemis: Err, you're not allowed to kill me.
Butler: You aren't the father so that doesn't matter.
Artemis: Actually, there's a funny story… You see, she was feeling unappreciated and… well… I appreciated her?
Butler: What! That's IT! I FIRE MYSELF!
Artemis: I think the correct phrase is, 'I quit'.
Butler: Whatever!
Artemis: No! Don't go! I'm fourteen, I have six kids and I don't know how to cook beans! Please! I beg of you!
Butler: Ok. Fine. I wont go. Just so long as you look after your children.
Artemis: Ok. Ok. You win.
Holly: And you have to help with mine too.
Minerva: I need more help! I've got twins!
Holly: Yeah, well mine is teething!
Juliet: Ok. I'VE just had triplets!
Artemis: Everyone! We'll take it in turns.
Holly: so who's go is it now?
Artemis: Err, err…
Artemis dives out the window.
The end!