ASH AND A COMPUTER
"Hey Ma'A! Guess what I bought?"
"Another vibrator dear?"
"Better! A computer!"
"What for honey? You can't screw a computer?!"
"I know! I'll go set it up!" replied Ash, while dragging the computer up to his bedroom.
"Ok…it's only a higher life-form Ash, it's got a higher IQ and higher sex-appeal than me, shouldn't take to long to set it up…" thought our hero [hero? My ASS!]
ONE MONTH LATER:
"Victory! Ok, lets see what this thing is worth…Ok…click here to start…sure why not…? Ok, click… click, HOW THE FUCK DO I CLICK? Click; mouse, right. WOOH! SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF CRAP! Ok lets try programs; damn it there's even more crap! Acsex-o-rice. Yeah that sounds fun. OOO games! Ok…hey what's this? Soli-toad. Ok sure. Wo! What the hell? There's no toad in here! Man what a rip-off! Lets try something else; Mine sucker; sure I love sucking! Hey! What gives? How can you suck if there's no dick? Oh well. Hey! Microsoft Word… What could that be? AAAA! Evil paperclip! Holy Shit! AA! There's an arrow flying around on my screen! Kill it Kill it! I choose you pickachu! Zap that bug-eyed paperclip and the evil arrow! Die die die! Wo! You blew up the screen! You bitch! Die"
Said our Zero [yeah that's more like it!] as he jumped onto pickachu and started choking him
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I allowed myself to stop there, as the two lovebirds would probably prefer to be left alone; I can imagine that they will make up and screw again. So yeah, hoped you had fun reading this, I enjoyed writing it; I only own the computer and the evil bug-eyed paperclip.
SOUL