Juliet's … little talk, with Artemis!
Juliet: How many children do you have Artemis?
Artemis: Oh, err, now lets see, err, one with Holly… two with Minerva and that makes… Holy crap! That's three!
Juliet: And… do you like your kids Artemis?
Artemis: No! All Bobo and Doodah do is cry, and scream! And Artemisia's teething. She keeps biting me!
Juliet: So… you don't want any more children?
Artemis: Hell yeah! I love them to bits! I don't know what I'd do without them!
Juliet: Oh good! Because… I'm pregnant.
Artemis: You are joking right?
Juliet: Err, no. You're gonna be a dad again… and again… and again.
Artemis: Shit! How many kids are you having?
Juliet: Oh, just three.
Artemis: Holy crap! That makes six!
Juliet: Err, yeah.
Interviewer pops out from behind the chair.
Interviewer: So Artemis, how does it feel to have three kids and three more on the way?
Artemis: What the fuck! Where did you come from?
Interviewer: Somerset. You?
Artemis: Dublin, but that's not the point. Get out of my site this instant.
Interviewer: Ok. But keep it down. I want an hour's kip.
Interviewer crawls back behind the chair and starts snoring.
The end!