Interview with
JULIET BUTLER!
Interviewer: So, what do you think of Artemis?
Juliet: Err, he's err….. Nice?
Interviewer: Okay……. Nice in what way?
Juliet: Err, well, when I'm feeling unappreciated he's always there to, well, appreciate me.
Interviewer: OH MY GOD! That's OUR word for sex!
Juliet: WHAT? You're a GIRL?!!!
Interviewer: No. He just appreciated me once or twice.
Juliet: Oh my god! My boyfriend's a bisexual!
Interviewer: No. This was when he was going through his gay phase. But don't worry, I am.
Juliet: Oh my god! You pervert!
Interviewer: Yeah. But then that bitch Holly came and took Artemis back over to the dark side.
Interviewer starts sobbing and Juliet leaves the room quietly to have a… Word, with Artemis.
The end!