THE PARTY
sob I DONT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS:( :(
jack sits boredly on his ship staring out to see
jack: i,m soooo bored sigh...
thinks for a moment then has an IDEA!
jack: i,m gonna have a partaaaaay... woooo!
crew: PAAAAAAAAAAARTAY!!! YAY!!
half and hour later jack has called all his freinds and they are all coming over
DING DONGdoor bell rings
jack:yay there'e here!!!
does a celebration dance to the door
will and elizabeth: hi jack!!
jack: it's captain jack !!! why does everyone always forget that!!!!
will and elizabeth walk onto the ship
DING DONG door bell rings again
jack runs to door and opens it
barbossa, norrington, bootstrap, pintel and regetti: HI JACK!!
jack: ITS CAPTAIN JACK!!!!!!!!!!!
they all walk in and look around and see that jack has gotten a new kareoke machine!
everyoneexcept jack: WHoa is that the kareoke wizz machine 5000?!
jack walks over to it and leans on the machine
jack: sure is grins sexy grin anyone want to have a go?
everyone is yellin ME ME ME ME!
norrington: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! high pitched girl scream
everyone stares at norrington and he runs up to the kareoke machine and starts hugging it and telling the machine that it's beatifull
everyone stares at him some more
jack: oi!! stop tryin to get together with me kareoke machine and sing already!!!!
norrington: sticks his tounge out at jack fine i will but be prepared everyone for the best musical experience of your life.
Everyone: groans great
music starts, its is the music from girls just want to have fun
norrington: do do do do do dod do do do
some boys take a beatiful girl and hide them away from the rest of the world sings like he is dying
i wanna be the one to wa...!!
suddenly davey jones appears!!
davey: are you ready to face A LIFE TIME OF SERVITUDE DYING PERSON??!!!
davey advances on norrington and is about to send him to davey jones locker!
norrington: stop i'm not dying i'm just singing!!!
davey: oh ok then, dont give up your day job cause you stink!
turns to leave on his ship
jack: wait davey wanna stay for the party?
davey ok sure i am a bit of a party animal
elizabeth: right davey i,m sure your a real wild man sarcasm now norrington step aside and let me show you all how kareoke is really done!!
everyone: woooooooooooo go ELIZABETH!!!!
everyone is now happy that they wont have to listen to norrington anymore and no one can be as bad as he was or can they??
elizabeth: takes deep breath then starts singing worse than norrington if thats possible!!
your beutiful your beautifull its true in every single way...
everyone screams and barbossas ears begin to bleed from her horrible singing!
jack then manages to jump onto the stage place were shes singing and wrestles the microphone away from her
Everyone: cheers jack for saving them from elizabeths singing and meanwhile they all pelt elizabeth with rotten fruit and veg that seemed to have appreared from no where
Jack: MY TURN NOW he starts the music he is playing i,m to sexy for my shirt!!
everyone: JACK!! JACK!! JACK!!
jack: i,m to sexy for this ship to sexy for this ship, so sexy it sunk
cause i,m i pirate you know what i mean as i plunder and burn the village oooh yes the village!!
everyone is cheering because he sings really well and he is really sexy!!
and i,m to sexy to be eaten to sexy to be eaten to sexy to be eaten by canibals or the kraken!!...
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!finishs song and does stage dive and is caught by ana maria and barbossa, evryone cheers!!!!!!!!!!!
norrington: TRUTH OR DARE!!!!
evryone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
everyone sits in a circle on the deck and begin truth or dare...
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i should have the next chapter up before the end of the school holidays if anyone has any truth or dare questions for the story then tell me please no disgusting ones i,m tryin to keep this pretty much PG and also i will be wrighting a different jack fanfic soon so i,ll keep you all posted on dat !!!
drink up me hearties yo ho!!! LOL