Third drabble for the Despised Ships challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum: Ron-Ron/Lav-Lav. XD

(grabs the leftover bleach from my Bella/Harry)

Uh. Er. I tried not to go too much in character bashing here. Key words underlined lol. Forgive me, darlings.

Despised Ships

Write a drabble featuring a character/ship that you despise. This is NOT an opportunity for character/ship bashing. Instead it should be a serious attempt to portray the hated character(s) in a positive light.

Their main rapports come down to full-mouthed kissing. They discover each other's mouth in a frenzy, shoving their tongues as far as they can go. They're careful though; Lavender got once so deep that Ron nearly choked to death and thought he would be sick all over her face. They are more wary now; a long, sloppy exploration.

This is fun. He has never done it with anyone before. Lavender is perfect for his experiences. Her mouth is nearly always open. Actually, his kissing her benefits every Gryffindor, as it muffles her endless chatter.

Only Hermione doesn't seem to appreciate.