A/N: I watched way too many slasher movies this October, and this was spawned. My friend Ravenwisker helped some. I will update soon with another serial killer!
Ways to Annoy Freddy Krueger:
Ask him if he ever spied on someone's "wet dream".
Plan a wedding for him and Jason.
Start singing "Burn, Baby, Burn" whenever you see him.
Use his glove to pick your teeth.
Tell him Christmas sweaters don't suit him.
If he threatens to kill you, laugh in his face and say you can't take him seriously when he got his ass kicked by a teenage girl.
Buy him some Clearasil.
Ask him if he was ever a plumber.*
Ask him if he was in the tanning booth too long.*
Tell him Perry the Platypus wants his hat back.
Chase him with a torch, shouting, "Burn the witch!"
Wiggle a lighter in front of his face and say, "Oooooh! It's going to get yooouu!"
Buy him gardening tools for Christmas and say, "Try not to molest any kids with these this time, K?"
Dream up the most girly tea party you can and invite him.
Call him bitch every time he comes to the real world.
Super-glue plastic knives to a mitten and tell him you fail to see how this is threatening.
*Ravenwisker's ideas.