Pairing: Thornshipping (Yami Marik/Anzu)
Handicap: Noisy Little Spooner – Fic must be all dialogue and onomatopoeias.
Reasoning: Contest follow up, xDD
Frontline Time: Three hours after pairing announcement. Yes, I am probably a tad wonky in the head.
Length: 900 words; keeping it nice and short, because formatting was a real pain.
Warnings: Sexual references, language, looping, and stabbings.
I won, last night. Against the Pharaoh, you saw it...
And you know what's next, Anzu...
You must hate me so much...
It's delicious...
.
Shreeeeeinksshhh...
(sound of a knife being drawn.)
.
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"You wouldn't. You can't."
"I would, and I can... Honey."
"Don't call me that, you stuck up–"
"Don't call who what, sweetie pops?"
"Me. Don't call me honey, or sweeti– "
"How about 'bee attractor', then? Or 'lollipop?'"
"No, no, no. I am not having you running around–"
"But killing people is my specialty! I'd love to kill you, hard–"
"You really think I'm going to fall for a badly disguised sex metaphor?"
"Face it. I am the epitome of hate. I don't want sex, I want hate sex."
"You're kidding me. I - there is absolutely no way that I'm going to indulge your ha-"
"Who cares? I'm indulging myself. If it's hatred, it's gotta be all good! I'll make you hate m-"
"I'm saying no I have to say no no no nononononoooooOooooooohhhhhe is kind of pretty NO NO NO
say yes
means the world
and your baby Pharaoh
is all dead and
gone
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "
KAIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYAHAHICKhhrrrrk...haaaackk...yyic kk...chaahaaaIEEEEErrrk...
(sound of a girl being stabbed repeatedly)
"...Ohhh, that does feel good."
"...Killing you, I mean."
"...Hate's so fun!"
"...Anzu?"
.
.
.
"I know you trapped me in an hourglass, but this is ridiculous."
"I'm sure it is... Wait, what did I do wrong again?"
"You... killed her. Stabbed her–"
That wasn't my fault.
"You perved–"
"Did not."
"Liar."
.
shiicksshhh
(a beetle
falls)
.
"Liar."
"Am not."
"You told her–"
"That wasn't my lying."
"You were still the one that killed–"
"I'm sure I was... Wait, so who did I kill again?"
"Fine, be like that. This is ridiculous enough already."
.
.
.
KaclickeeeeEEEEEEeeaaaayyyikikikikkkrrrssshhhhiKT.
(sound of a creaky door opening and closing)
.
"Get up."
"... ..."
"I want to kill you again."
"... ... ... ... ..."
"Just you and me, eh? Good times."
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
"And we'll show my idiotic host just who's more hateful!"
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
"COME ON! LET'S GO! I'm hatred itself! I can do anything...anything!"
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
"I'll use Monster Reborn, and I'll destroy all your enemies at once as well! MONSTER FU–"
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
Hwarrssssshhkrllskrlskrlskrshhhkah–shickfwaash
(sound of a deck of cards hitting the floor)
"...Dammit! Why, why can't I..."
"...You were a good kill..."
"...You hated me..."
...hated...
.
.
.
no.
I am hatred itself
I need no hatred-filled person, I AM
I love to kill people
like
.
.
.
me
.
.
.
.
wait.
Wait a minute...
I want to kill you over and
over and over and over and never
stop so all I'll do is just win
by win I mean
lose
.
.
.
win
.
.
.
lose
to lose is death...
but in my Vahalla I'll just
kill you over and over and over
and over if I just can
got to lose
win
.
.
.
win
.
.
.
and
and when I lose
I'll have all the hatred I trutly
need so much
die
.
.
.
...winning...
"...She hated you..."
"...You're a good opponent..."
"...Dammit! Why, why can't I... lose?!"
Hwarrssssshhkrllskrlskrlskrshhhkah–shickfwaasssshh hhUMP.
(sound of a deck of cards hitting the floor, a grown man falling to his knees)
.
.
.
"I am giving up."
"I don't believe you."
"Then - I am giving up, Thief."
"You could have won the game..."
"Blame it on Marik. He's making me surrender."
"Very well. I... accept your surrender. That m-"
"Don't explain it, sir Pharaoh. Please, kill me already."
"Did you... just call me... did you just seriously fucking call me-"
"HURRY UP AND FUCKING KILL ME, YA USELESS, UNDERSIZED, ALBINO-BRAT!"
"...I'll call that close enough to normal. I think it's kind of normal for you-"
"Oh, I give up! GO and boil your stupid fucking head - if you could even fricking get it into the saucepa-"
.
KAIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYAHAHICKhhrrrrk...haaaackk...yyic kk...chaahaaaIEEEEErrrk...
(sound of a guy being stabbed repeatedly)
.
"...Ohhh, that does feel good."
"...Getting killed, I mean."
"...Soon, I'll be..."
"...Anzu?"
.
.
.
"...Bakura?"
"I'm here to punish.
I'm not going to reward you."
"Does that mean we have to duel again?"
"Nope, it means that you die."
"Oh, that means..."
"...Anzu!"
.
KAIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYAHAHICKhhrrrrk...haaaackk...yyic kk...chaahaaaIEEEEErrrk...
(sound of a girl being stabbed repeatedly)
"I killed you! This is great!"
.
KAIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYAHAHICKhhrrrrk...haaaackk...yyic kk...chaahaaaIEEEEErrrk...
(sound of a girl being stabbed repeatedly)
"I love this hatred! I love it!"
.
KAIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYAHAHICKhhrrrrk...haaaackk...yyic kk...chaahaaaIEEEEErrrk...
(sound of a thousand stabbings)
(the same noises)
(looping)
...
(cord loop)
"What Penalty Game did you give him, Yami Yugi?"
"I trapped him in a world of his own hatred."
"So, he's gonna be tortured by hate?"
"On the contrary, he'll pretend
that he won and so he
can live on in a
world of his
hatred."
.
"...I think, if he wasn't pure hate... I think he'd love it."
"I think so too, Anzu. I think so, too."
.
Shreeeeeinksshhh...
(sound of a knife being drawn...)
.
(loop)