On the first day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

A TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the third day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Six Headless Monks,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Seven Nazi robots,

Six Headless Monks,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Eight creepy peg-dolls,

Seven Nazi robots,

Six Headless Monks,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Nine Handbots sterilising,

Eight creepy peg-dolls,

Seven Nazi robots,

Six Headless Monks,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Ten scary hotel rooms,

Nine Handbots sterilising,

Eight creepy peg-dolls,

Seven Nazi robots,

Six Headless Monks,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Eleven Cybers upgrading,

Ten scary hotel rooms,

Nine Handbots sterilising,

Eight creepy peg-dolls,

Seven Nazi robots,

Six Headless Monks,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree.

On the twelth day of Christmas the Doctor gave to me,

Twelve astronauts killing,

Eleven Cybers upgrading,

Ten scary hotel rooms,

Nine Handbots sterilising,

Eight creepy peg-dolls,

Seven Nazi robots,

Six Headless Monks,

Five cool stet-sons!

Four Gangers melting,

Three pirates laughing,

Two Silents shocking,

And a TARDIS parked in a tree!