First off, I have to say that I don't own, or write My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie. She gets all of the credit for this...uh...masterpiece.

The title goes to Evanescence.

The series goes to JK Rowling.


This is a re-write of the infamous My Immortal...Crash style!

So, what I'm gonna do for all of you people who lost brain cells trying to read the original and are still curious: this is just a translation. I'm correcting all spelling mistakes (including Author's Notes) and placing the correct or intended word in where it's supposed to be. Okay? Get it?

So, basically, this will be for the full enjoyment of anyone who couldn't make any sense of it, but still want to read it, error-free. I won't be correcting sentence structure or the crazy new names for the full effect. Think of it as Tara with half a brain and decent spelling and correct vocabulary.

Btw, luv u Tara fr mking dis awsum stry, ur so goffik n kewl grl!